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Say you had ten minutes

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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
if you had a ten minute window to do/say anything without any consequences, what would you do?
Oct 29 2008 8:26PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
rape sexy women, break in and steal a porsche gt3 and just rally the shit outta it
Oct 29 2008 8:27PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
nuke the vatican
Oct 29 2008 8:29PM
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ski_powpow
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 1,200
epic
Oct 29 2008 8:29PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60

steal a billion dollars.

buy a ski resort, ski for free for the rest of my life and let any newschooler ski there for free too!!!!

Oct 29 2008 8:29PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Jump off a building.
No consequences, so i'll just land it and walk away.

oh and afterbang.
Oct 29 2008 8:29PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
id probabally just jack some madd nice shit
Oct 29 2008 8:29PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
id take a really long poop
Oct 29 2008 8:33PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
sit back and take a 10 minute break from the craziness of the world
Oct 29 2008 8:36PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
It's a nice thought but...how are you going to steal a billion dolllars, buy a ski resort, and then ski on it if you only have ten minutes?
Oct 29 2008 8:37PM
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JasperGphoto
Posts: 398 - Karma: 995
pee in butt
Oct 29 2008 8:38PM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
Hmmmmmm, well ten minutes gives me just enough time to run out of my neighborhood, down the street, then across the overpass to the near by taco bell where I could steal enough burritos to feed me for the rest of my life...

o and have sex with hot chicks too, yeeeeaaaaah sex.
Oct 29 2008 8:39PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Steal mad nice shit.
Lots of unprotected sex with sexy women.
Jump off a building.
Steal billions of dollars.

And yes, I can do all of that in 10 minutes.
Oct 29 2008 8:42PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
Porsche GT2 would be much better; and a Ducati.
Oct 29 2008 8:44PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
gt2s are faster, but gt3s handle so much better
Oct 29 2008 8:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
So i'm dumb and thought the thread was ten minutes to live...
Oct 29 2008 8:53PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
play golden eye on 00 agent and use nothing by judo chops to beat the jungle.
Oct 29 2008 8:54PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
internet


id probably buy a ton of stuff on the internet, that could easily be done in 10 minutes
Oct 29 2008 8:54PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
id put on my robe and wizard hat.........
Oct 29 2008 8:56PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Punch a little girl in the back of the head.
Oct 29 2008 9:02PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
these answer are awesoe, hahahaha keep them coming

as for me....id manage to snag a bugatti veyron and own the audobahn....

yes....
Oct 29 2008 9:05PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
PCP
Oct 29 2008 9:08PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
rob a bank
Oct 29 2008 9:09PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
i would afterbang the fuck out of it
Oct 29 2008 9:11PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
impossible.
Oct 29 2008 9:15PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
clean out the local shops
Oct 29 2008 9:15PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
be naked on the show "to catch a predator"
Oct 29 2008 9:15PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
other than pretty much what everyone else said on here, i would wrestle a really really chubby panda bear if there were no consequences...
Oct 29 2008 9:17PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

id sit down trying to figure out what to do and by the time i figured it out my 10 minutes would be over and id hate myself

Oct 29 2008 9:17PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
i should probably make the statement that you should try not to hurt or injure anyone for liabilites sake, but that would defeat the purpose of the question....
Oct 29 2008 9:18PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
kill obama.









jk
Oct 29 2008 9:22PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
most people deserve a little bit of pain.
Oct 29 2008 9:22PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
curbstomp someone... or just take a tank and rally the fuck outta it yeaaa a tank....
Oct 29 2008 9:23PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
Dude thank you. u just remineded me of better days. +karma. fuck Xenia Onatopp her with that damn rocket launcher and really good machine gun
Oct 29 2008 9:32PM
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[~_~]
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CLAIM I beat Goldeneye and Starfox with Tim Durtschi during summer camp while we were both plastered./endClaim
Oct 29 2008 9:39PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
but really how would you steal the billion? im curious now, hahaha
Oct 29 2008 9:39PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

don't you mean '' then pee in his but" ?

but i would go out and rape countless girls

drink about a gallon of jagermeister and get really fucking drunk.

steel a shit load of money from the bank

jump off a building

and punt a little 3 year old girl into oncoming traffic.

Oct 29 2008 9:41PM
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blackdiamond677
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fuck the OP?
Oct 29 2008 9:42PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Probably get rid of (ship them to somewhere else) anyone who is voting for McCain.
Oct 29 2008 9:43PM
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natedogg789435
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that was worth a claim
Oct 29 2008 9:45PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I'd hop in my truck roll down to the bank 1 min away. Jack that place clean.

Then kick one of best buddies asses just to say I did.
Oct 29 2008 9:53PM
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GhettoKreations
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
exactly you afterbang that shit
Oct 29 2008 9:55PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
8 minute abs and a hotpocket
Oct 29 2008 9:59PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Sneak into Bill Gates' residence and give newschoolers open access to his money..
Oct 29 2008 10:08PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
punch the same girl in the face
Oct 29 2008 10:10PM
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[~_~]
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AT THE SAME TIME
Oct 29 2008 10:16PM
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Peter.
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id use my ten minutes to give her a helmet and a facemask before you two punch her

Oct 29 2008 10:25PM
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[~_~]
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dick.
Oct 29 2008 10:26PM
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Peter.
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yeah, then you'd waste the rest of your ten minutes sulking about it, while i go out and steal all your sponsors
Oct 29 2008 10:28PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
hahaha, +k for amazingly ridiculous plan that could never happen in real life
Oct 29 2008 10:30PM
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spliff.Life
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Oct 29 2008 10:32PM
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