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Friday April 13th, 2036

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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15

so i recieved word that a giant asteroid (2000km diameter) is going to pass by earth or even collide with us...scientists apparently narrowed down the path of this thing to 5000km. what this means is that it could completely miss us; it could graze our atmosphere and put on a ridiculous meteor shower lasting months; or it could hit us. the source is my former astronomy teacher who has connections with nasa on this kind of shit and is quite possibly one of the most intelligent people i know. but fucking scientists are crazy....narrowing the path of this thing to 5000km and calculating the precise day?? thats fucking nuts.......but has anyone else heard about this?

Oct 26 2008 10:49PM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THE WORLD ENDS DEC 21 2012
Oct 27 2008 9:02PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
I'm all for harnessing its power for green energie.
Oct 27 2008 9:08PM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
no that totally missed the point
Oct 27 2008 9:10PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
thats my moms 75th bday
Oct 27 2008 9:34PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
way to fuck it up man...way to go.
Oct 27 2008 10:18PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84

i hate how people don't trust wikipedia, all the stuff is sourced on there, its a great reference tool. my teachers
always give crap about it but its so good to use just as links to other websites that shit was sourced from

Oct 27 2008 10:23PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73

my computer might be wrong but...i check with the calender and theres no friday that falls on the 13th in april 2036.......

Oct 27 2008 10:58PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
by god youre right!
Oct 27 2008 11:06PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
I wasn't worried about Y2K in 1999... so I sure am not going to worry about this asteroid now. If 2036 rolls around and it looks credible, I'll just quit my job and go on some sort of skiing rampage.
Oct 27 2008 11:13PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
why so serious
Oct 27 2008 11:18PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
that made me laugh for some reason...lol..
Oct 27 2008 11:21PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
I was about to take a piss then I realized why this is happening. It's cause God is punishing us for being fag lovers just like that crazy family said. OMG! They got it right.
Oct 27 2008 11:25PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Haha! I'm kind of stoked.
Oct 27 2008 11:29PM
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Niceguy33
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
hahaha
Oct 27 2008 11:46PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
hahaha if they go to heaven and we're all sent to hell ill be fucking pissed!!!
Oct 28 2008 12:03AM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
hahahahha thats sick man. i graduated last year. he is the most amazing teacher ever. he tells you guys some awesome stories and shows you some of the most crazy things. i wish i could take that class again
Oct 28 2008 8:11AM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
NO NO NO NO NO!!! Not before 420!!!!
Oct 28 2008 8:51AM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
haha yea ill be 46. damn.........definitely free sex day lol
Nov 25 2008 10:39AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
oh yeah just like how in 1957 we were supposed to have flying cars and be living on the moon by now right?
Nov 25 2008 10:44AM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
haha didn't realize that
Nov 25 2008 10:33PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
hmm....what are the chances? not enough to factor it into my life plans. if i died at 44 by myself, i would be super pissed. if everyone on the planet died, it would be ok i guess.
Nov 25 2008 11:04PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahaha wow you're right.
Nov 25 2008 11:09PM
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kfilenda
Posts: 509 - Karma: 72
You wouldnt have to do taxes for that year.
Nov 26 2008 12:24AM
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powder_weasel
Posts: 382 - Karma: 9
The day after my birthday! Armaggedon party at my place!
Nov 26 2008 4:17PM
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