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Friday April 13th, 2036

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Dr_Feelgood
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so i recieved word that a giant asteroid (2000km diameter) is going to pass by earth or even collide with us...scientists apparently narrowed down the path of this thing to 5000km. what this means is that it could completely miss us; it could graze our atmosphere and put on a ridiculous meteor shower lasting months; or it could hit us. the source is my former astronomy teacher who has connections with nasa on this kind of shit and is quite possibly one of the most intelligent people i know. but fucking scientists are crazy....narrowing the path of this thing to 5000km and calculating the precise day?? thats fucking nuts.......but has anyone else heard about this?

Oct 26 2008 10:49PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
good. if it hits us, i won't have to try anymore.
Oct 26 2008 10:51PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
lol... its about time god did us in.
Oct 26 2008 10:55PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
yeah i've known about this for 3 years.. hasn't really changed anything for me.
Oct 26 2008 10:56PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i'll be 47, is it really gonna be worth it anymore?
Oct 26 2008 10:59PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
why should it, you still have 28 years dude.
Oct 26 2008 11:00PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
This will give me an excuse to party like no other in 2035.
The new pick up line will be "Hey, the we'll all be dead in a year, let's have sex"
Oct 26 2008 11:02PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
by that time, ill be my parents age. ill will done all i wanted to do
Oct 26 2008 11:02PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Fuck that I'm athiest.
haha
Oct 26 2008 11:03PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Word. Ill be 48 and useless by then anyway.
Oct 26 2008 11:04PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
haha i think that it's super ironic that it will supposedly happen or whatever on friday the 13th... epic
Oct 26 2008 11:08PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,255
Word, ill be 47. Should be a good time to go.
Oct 26 2008 11:08PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
this is the only friday the 13th im dreading
Oct 26 2008 11:09PM
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RIDEDIRTY
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
Yes ive seen a show on it either on the History or Discovery Channel
Oct 26 2008 11:09PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
thought we were going to die in 2012 because the mayans said so?! omg omg no asteroid!
Oct 26 2008 11:12PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
well my birthday will be on april 12th. i'll be 43.


happy birthday i guess?
Oct 26 2008 11:15PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
claim
Oct 26 2008 11:16PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
btw its a 1 in 45000 chance...
Oct 26 2008 11:17PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
look around a bit more... this is just one thread.
Oct 27 2008 1:00AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
bum bum bum
Oct 27 2008 1:03AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
or just whip it out today
"hey, were gonna be dead in 28 years, wanna have sex?"
Oct 27 2008 1:05AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Thursday, April 12th, 2036 should be declared free sex day, just in case.
Oct 27 2008 1:06AM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
haha thats what i was thinking.
Oct 27 2008 1:07AM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
ill worry about it if the world doesnt end on 12/21/2012
Oct 27 2008 9:38AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Agreed
Then my life/no life would have been so worth it haha
Oct 27 2008 9:46AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

omg friday the 13th!!!11!!11. we should all join hands and sing its a small world after all on that day

Oct 27 2008 10:04AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
"but fucking scientists are crazy"
haha its funny when someone says that in conversation then you can call them out:

did you just say butt-fucking scientists?
Oct 27 2008 10:21AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
good idea i guess. the whole week before is gunna be such a party/shitshow...cant wait. im marking my calendar now.
Oct 27 2008 1:56PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
way to big of a coincidence to happen on friday the 13th to be true. if they would have said like the 14th i would have believed it a little more.
Oct 27 2008 2:02PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
we will have astroid blasting technology by then, and by that time the aliens will reveal them selves and help us out because of my sexy body. then i will get laid by 100s upon thosands of hot alien women. it will be bad ass
Oct 27 2008 2:29PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
By then I already have completed my spaceship and I'll be on my way to other solar systems to kick it.
Oct 27 2008 2:35PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
ill worry about it on thursday april 12th, 2036
Oct 27 2008 2:47PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
people need to be better educated about 2012, its not the end of the world. its merely the end of the last 260year cycle in the myan calendar .


and the asteroid thing should be sweet, passing closer to earth then the moon is. but i heard was going to happen in like 2026 or something.
Oct 27 2008 2:56PM
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Journey
Posts: 421 - Karma: 16
sounds pretty exciting, 2000km is so big, like huge, itll be cool to see how it plays out
Oct 27 2008 3:41PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
hahaha yes, that week can be Steak and a blowjob week, party all week week, free beer week, sex week, no work week, Armageddon week!
Oct 27 2008 3:45PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
you need to reread the definition of ironic.
Oct 27 2008 3:50PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
yeah and if it passes between a certain spot between the moon and earth it will come back around to hit us FOR SURE in the next couple of years after 2036
Oct 27 2008 3:52PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
i have way to many things to worry about then this









like what to be for halloween...
Oct 27 2008 4:42PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
i also just put in a call to chuck norris

i got his voicemail
Oct 27 2008 4:47PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
my thoughts exactly
Oct 27 2008 4:51PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
wowzers
Oct 27 2008 5:06PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Are you talking about that asteroid called apophis
Oct 27 2008 5:11PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
i dont believe this. for 1 its friday the thirteenth

and for 2, your names dr. feelgood, and NEVER have you made me felt good, so that already makes you a liar
Oct 27 2008 5:16PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
nice you have a wikiedia artical to back it up. this is bullshit
Oct 27 2008 5:20PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
Im calling bullshit
Oct 27 2008 5:31PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
dude, it says at the top that its fiction!!
Oct 27 2008 5:49PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171

Dr. Feelgood what block do you have astronomy?

ive got it with Kenzel 1BD =) and i heard that story from him like 3 classes ago

Oct 27 2008 5:54PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahahahah josh says but fucking all the time. its like instead of ummm he'll say but fucking..

one day danes cousin was here adn was like wait, wait, wait,..... did you just say BUTTFUCKING?!

now i say it all the time for some reason. reading that gave me a good chuckle

Oct 27 2008 8:59PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
took the words out of my mouth.
Oct 27 2008 8:59PM
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