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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
I challenge you to a rap battle. You, YES, YOU!!!!
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Nov 8 2003 9:55PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
BUST ME A GENO BEET DOG! ummpsa umpsa sa umpsa umpsa sa dldoldold.


Your not very tall, your penis is small, you got brown hair, but none down there. Your best friend is andy, he licks your dick like its candy. Dont fuck wit me, or your ballz 'll meet my knee.
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Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 9:56PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
you r gay, go eat some hey, this post is stupid more stupid than you, people at your school should kick the shit out of you until your black and blue, yea you, y do u come on newschoolers fag, u should put your head in a bag........... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my freestyle has mad skills im blacker than the night NOT!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 9:58PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
WICKA WICKA

When my ballz hit YO nea if you fall like a flea, BITCH you lick like a WHITCH which is word up homie dawg absurd up, homie f00 YOU A J00.

I RAPE HORSES
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Nov 8 2003 9:59PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Concept dude, you are prude, the ladies hate you, you smell like poopoo, you talk about hay, and say gooday, well eat my shit, i wont care one bit.


BITCH!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:00PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
don't stare at me, I'll kill you 'b', I'll stab you right in the face wit a key, I'm the origonal, but don't take it literal, Ima hit you upside your head, make you wanna stay in bed, its like this...
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Nov 8 2003 10:00PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
uns uns uns uns uh uh uns uns uns uns

your weenies so small you probably piss on your balls!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 10:01PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Yo we got mad steez when we rap on NS, so no one ever tries to second guess,c cuz ya,we'll beat alla ya asses, at everything you try to do that comes past us, word
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

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Nov 8 2003 10:03PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Upside the head with a concussion? Why dont you just play purcussion, yo pussy so hairy, your ballz so tiny, why dont you just stay of the calomari, we all know you takin da fudge pack, and lettin them jizz all ova yo back, but if you wanna do falatio, check the guy to guy ratio, you tossed a mans salad, and sung him a balad, now your eatin a dick, you stupid wigga ass hick.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:04PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Juggajugaajugaa Jugaa JUGA

Way yo in fo tho shizzo, i eat yo feat while you suck my teat FOOL, I read that your dead, i pulled the trigga at you nigga, sittin wit' yo finga up yo anal cavity.

BAAAAAAm
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Nov 8 2003 10:04PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Fo shizzle, to yo mommas nizzle, take that gass nozzle, and shut the fuck up fo shozzle, my bitch ass skanky ho, just took a big blow, from handy boards leada, cuz hes a woman beeta
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:06PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Nov 8 2003 10:08PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
im such a sick rapper i take you hair and eat your crapper BITCH cuz you sat with the cat on the mat being fat with your TWAT, SLam is name of the game inSANE foo, blinds wit the rymes, anson with the dancin.
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Nov 8 2003 10:08PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
you say i tossed salad and alla dat stuff, you prolly even think you are really tough, but you what i always say, this definately isn't your day, i got you beat, you smell like feet, so go back home cuz ya can't play, what?
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

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Nov 8 2003 10:09PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
im on a bus you cant beat us.... the bus is yellow... it looks like jello.....it is slow just like moe...... its the color of a banana....... i like nirvana........ my bus driver a foreigner........ he turns around the cor-e-ner..... i get dropped off..... n then i cough....... because ive got a cold........... because i ate some mold............ on my science class........ it was in a glass..... the glass was clear........... and i said o dear........and my teacher said stay calm........ and then someone yelled out YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 10:09PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i beat my meat like you beat on little kiddies, you suck cock like i suck on titties, now get down on your knees and please me... by slitting your throat you fucking bitch.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 8 2003 10:10PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Bow chicka bow bow,.. chicka chicka bowwwoowowow.

Im walkin in the dark wit perepheral vision, i see your dick up your own dads ism. i say to myself, WHAT DA FUCK!? he be doin his own dad, and he aint even buck. you gonna need visene by and by, because i just sprayed pepper spray in yo eyes. you on da ground cryin, screamin im dyin im dyin. i kick tummy, your unborn baby gonna be a dummy. Shit dowg. i fuct you up, that'll teach you not to mess wit da pup.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:10PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
what?, Anson's no dancer, hes just a prancer, he says he does the moonwalk, but sucks the cock, hes got no steez, ,hes says he does but i say oh please, so pretty much just sit right down, and make the smaile into a frown, cuz i'm the Ns rapper king, I even got an NS in my bling bling
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Nov 8 2003 10:13PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
You think your da shit? struotton your oven mit, you just fingad yo asshole, and rode the strip pole, you took of you clothes at the gay singles bar, To see you weenie, you gotta look pretty far, its goddamn small, dont blame it on shrinkage yall, now you know, whatever you find, just dont mess wit da Blind Blinds!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:14PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
*To be sung to the beat of Chicka Wow, BANG wow chicka BANG*

Back when the world was new,
We knew, the young, the few,
Wuz the start of the generation,
You get what I mean, my intention,

We sat in the sun, it was fun,
No body runs nobody guns,
That's fo Gangstas,
No body likes da Prankstas,

When you strap on your life,
Does it cut you like a knife?
This rap is gay, like hay, and blindblinds
I hate you, you MOTHER FUCKING BITCHblinds

Newschoolers rocks like the popcorn pops,
We ski and rap like there aint no cops
We live like life aint not gonna stop
My grammar aint not to unbad mutha drop

SKI TO THE TOP
RAP LIKE THE CROP
FUCK LIKE A MOP
SMELL LIKE A MOP
Mop like a cop


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Nov 8 2003 10:16PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
bicka bicka bicka shi shi shi sip sip bia bia bia

i just farted, your all gonna b retarted, beacuse my farts are toxic, your moms a fox-ic, shizzle dizzle its the big concept dizzle, up in here up in here, someone get me a beer, because i gotta get drunk for these queers to beat my cheer, ra ra fuckin ra go get a bra u pansies OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 10:17PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
I got new for you, you aint black, you got fooled by the shit all ova yo dick from dat fudge pack, you werent born in the hood, you were born in a hospital, in a pile of yo mommas blood. you eat her out, night and day, you take yo brotha upstairs to teach him howta play. you be wackin him off, eatin his jizz, cuz on yo face, you got down to da bizz. if you eva fuck with da blinds, i'l stuff your fuckin face wit lemon rinds.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
jp auclair grinds on a snow trike like you grind on a fat dyke you dirty bitch, im going to tie your nuts to a trailer hitch and drive you down the freeway. there wont be any leeway and you sure as fuck wont run away or ill just have to put my gun away and use my fucking hands. shizzle shizzle die die.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 8 2003 10:19PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
yo blinds sit down, you can't even rhyme, you prolly go around collectin wind chimes, no ima gonna be like blinds and not even ryme, see ya lata guys i'm off ta bed, gonna slide slick rails all inside a my head, thern in the morning gonna actully slide em, right after i break your sisters hymem
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Nov 8 2003 10:19PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
whatz up with all this hatin, its like you guyz got a rapin, uns uns uns uh uh uns uns uns fagz think your cool cuz u talk big, i could snap you like a twig, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 10:22PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
I aignt black, not like you TACK. I eat your face while you run the race and i steal you soul in pace with the devil's brace race face thing. I rap like a king just like how i fuck like a f**cking king, so what if i make noises as i approach orgasm, thats totally normal in the potassium. Its symbol is K like the red light that flays the open ming to the bleeding of time. I am the man, stan, living in the past with the rast of humanity, trying insanity, revelling in vanity like the anchient days of yore, when you yell fore i knock on your door.
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Nov 8 2003 10:22PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
shut up anson


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 10:23PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Up in here, up in here, do you thknk your up in here? if you wana be in my fable, bitch im gonna staple yo nuts to a fucking table. yall rag on osca da grouch, well bitch, HE LIFVES IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN, sit down on dat couch. dats where i had sex wit you momma, she was like DONT PUT A COMMA! she just kept groanin, on n' on, i was like, whoa im a chron, yall fuckas eat my shite, its ok, you can take a big bite, the only thing i ate fo dinna, is yo motha, now shes thinna. fuck off.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:24PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
i rape little boys like i hate little toys
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Nov 8 2003 10:25PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
9 more posts till blinds has 3000 posts on this site. he rides a kite and fights the good fight... er... with all his might.. in the night with no light he reads despite the lack of tight pants.
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Nov 8 2003 10:27PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
HOLLA! HOLLA! I>>> CANT>>>> HEAR YOU! fuckin bitches, goblins n witches, eat some shit, have an epeleptic fit, shakin on da fuckin ground, looks like you finally found, your long lost greet, its da fukin concreet. im tired, so im dun, i just cum, on yo mum. hmmmmmm
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:28PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
what are ya fuckin english who says mum?, oh i know!, people who take it starioght into their bums, This post 500, a big milestone, It's kinda giving me a giant bone
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Nov 8 2003 10:29PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Anson is near me, im sleapin on his couch, we had a fight, i licked his gouch, he said thats gross, and kicked me out, of his bedroom, no mo lickin his spout, me n him compile rymes togetha, i dont know wha will ryme, otha then mofetha! hmmm.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:30PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
take this, roll it and toke it. i like food.
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Nov 8 2003 10:31PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
up you shrood
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:31PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14

aight yo.
these right here came from my brain.
yo, my rhymes are mad ill
I find myself here.... looking down at you
climbing up the road.... not having a clue,
that a match is about to stir up with me and you!
tell them I said it bitch, or even better. Tell them my cock has an itch.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 8 2003 10:36PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
my name is ryan, and im diein' for some fryin', u think you're so cool but your lyin', u ain't even tryin', i get the girls all sighin', they like me so much they are buyin'

Dont make fun of me that was my first freestyle rap ever.


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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 8 2003 11:04PM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
fuckin fuck shit, i hate you so much, dont touch me, you smell like poopy. stop trying to hang out with snoppy b/c hes my dog, so choke on my log. you frog. now that you have read this. your mind is relentless and needs to give up that i have the hottest rap in this post. so go tell the host to shove that rap up your ass. im gone poof like a ghost



Thats what she said
Nov 8 2003 11:11PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
blindblinds isnt rhyming anymore, im gonna shit on his floor


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 9 2003 11:07AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
my my my name is cj/ i have bj and ima stick in yo anus/ stick it in yo anus/ itll be hanus/ hanus anus crimes/ raps and illa rymes/ i fucked your mom/ she aint worth five dimes/ such a danka skanka/ fucka sucka shit/ on yo aaanus/ so haanus/ i took a shit on your cat/ then i beat it with a baceball bat/ fucka sucka mofo/ im banging yo ho/ word on the street/ i fucked her teet/ whatcha gonna do/ call out your jew?/ cuz i have a bj/ and ima stick in yo anus!/ anus!/ soo hanus!/ dont fuckin' cry/ these are just HANUS ANUS CRIMES!
Nov 9 2003 12:34PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
fuck sitbitch dowen herrre i slaughter the engliush language worrrrrrrrrrrrrd HOLY SHIT A Birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd wow this thread has been done many a time and its getting so old hearing everyone ryhme


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Nov 9 2003 5:12PM
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Nopow
Posts: 624 - Karma: 11
fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck mothat fuck motha fuck nyoonch nyoonch nyoonch 1-2 1-2-3-4
take that yo bizaches yoyoyo homi wht up in the hood g funk yo
school=no money = no skiing = insanity
Nov 9 2003 6:21PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
your rhymes are weak fool///nothin but a mother fuckin tool/// no substance/// ive rubbed 4 times since// writin that line/// shot my jizz/// all over yo spine///

see its easy to talk about anal sex, fucking, and just swearing to make a rhyme, try doing it with some subtance. real world issues.

heres a remix of one about whales dying because of the navy:

yo, gimme a beat...

Whales are dying// and all these eviornmentalists is cryin// navys blastin this sonar// which goes real far// just like bustin a cap// so loud// whales cant nap// blows up their ears// which is their biggest fear// cuz goin blind, is like doin time// your fucked// in da ass// im out y'all// gon smoke some grass// fuk dat shyt yo
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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

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Nov 9 2003 7:34PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ps - rhymse should tell a story, go listen to fresh prince of bel air, theres a great story in that rap
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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult
Nov 9 2003 7:36PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yo yo yo yo! i got a c rail in my back yard, no one can slide they all fuckin tars, they'd eat shit if they tried they'd all fall on the ground shrivvel up n die, so now u c y no one can slide my rail, because if they try they gonna take a bail


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 11 2003 7:08PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
i suck at rapping




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 11 2003 7:10PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
YO YO YO YO UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS UH UH UNS UNS UNS..... im on Newschoolers it kicks ass, every time i go on it i pass gas, then it stinks up the room, n then some nerd somes up n goes whome? so i say get outta my house u queer, n then the nerd says what the @#$%?!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 11 2003 7:18PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
yo, i spit mad rhymes like the pied piper, you dodge my rhymes like a viper. i got mad gmae, no one else can throw, i fucked your girl, and made her a hoe. you wack MC's try adn perpetrate, but all you really get, is all the hate. aint no one on her that got rhymes like me because i represent the fucking BFSC! biatch
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Nov 11 2003 9:16PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
yo check this shit out..
yoyo yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyyo yoy yo yo yo yo yo-o-o-o-o yo yoyyy-y-y-y-yo y-o DETROIT WHAT yoyooyoyoyoy yo yo y yoyo yoyo yoyoyoyoyo yea yea yo G yo G yo G yo G UNIT yo yoyo





Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Nov 11 2003 9:27PM
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SPOOOK
Posts: 316 - Karma: 153
So you rap on ns and you think you are dope but if you didnt have the time most of you would choke. your sitting behind your monitors with nothin to do and and you thinkin to your self man this shit is annul. you come across a post about an hour later and by this time you are bored off your ass. The post says ''battle me'' and so you start to respond fast. you know that sitting on the chairlifts is the only time you rapped in the past. but you should have known that with only like 7 people responding this shit wont last. listen up know to what i have to say... im out like trout fohs this shit is gay...

(no offense intended of course)



poo can be washed away but the smile it puts on your face cant be. -aoe

Welcome to the clan of the goose foh
Nov 11 2003 9:34PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
so check it, me and my bro nate, we went to the mexican place, we took some rails, and left without a trace. I cant wait to nail the big c rail we yanked from there. Its just that they will be in despair when they realize that they have no greenhouse, because we will be sliding the c out of that shit, then ill take another hit. With my mad style, it wont be hard to go buck wild, so put on a smile when you see me sliding with not gheto style like tanner, but oldschool, like m c hammer.
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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Nov 11 2003 9:35PM
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