"are you serious? if dumont could suck his own dick, he would never be skiing, hell he would probably never go outside. that amount of self love + own dick sucking ability = dumont never leaving his room." -XtRemE11
the majority of us are bored because are mountain isnt open so we look at the stupidest things that are skiing related and find them funny
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,
drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
you should rig them up with grenades, they would never steal skis again. ever.-uber scoober
its a show on nbc and they trick old guys into coming over t young girl/guys houses, adn then chris hansen pops out and always goes" why dont you take a seat over there" funny shit unlessyoure the guy gettin busted, serch google for vids
opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, you just dont want to see it.- a golfer