John Simmmmms!

simms-what is the deal with the contest?
I won 6th place, shot an email and still haven't heard back.  if there is a legitimate reason for this, i completely understand, but i am still curious as to what is going on.

other winners-am i the only one who hasn't heard from him?

everyone else- I might as well post the essay that landed me with the "Number one Hater award"

My Dear Mister Symms

    I am writing to inform you that there has been a death in the family, A rogue in the system, or in simple words, something that simply shouldn't be said, and just isn't right.  I am, before your very eyes, answering Question Four, "Three Reasons Why Simon Dumont is the most attractive man alive."  First(!) may I bring to attention his dreamy eyes.  Bluer than a the depths of Lake Tahoe, colder than a Whistler pow day, yet as vibrant as a warm spring morning, as yearning as a summer glacier jump line calling your name, and as wistful as having to leave the mountain 5 hours before closing.  They speak of summers gone by and winters yet to come, of comp runs yet to stomp and pillow lines waiting to be slashed.  The only comparison I can find is the near perfect Zac Efron(see link A), who pales in comparison to Simon's heavenly good looks and ravishing charm.

    Secondly is his hair.  A simple search on Google images reveals that The Dumont's hair is perfection at it's best.  It perfectly rests above his heart-stopping smile, perfectly straight with a slight wave towards the end.  Even after a long hard day of progressing the sport and showing up all the would be competition, his helmet hair puts all other forms of hair to death(see link B.  It is like a quiet seduction, a warm summers sunset over the Costa Rican Pacific Coast.  The way it tosses in the wind  after a perfectly executed cork 900 and the way it frames his face, with a Red Bull New Era hat playfully perched on the top.

    Lastly, his immaculate goggle tan.  The contrast from the flawless patch of skin above his angelic arching eyebrows to the chiseled cheek bones, and finely shaped chin is enough to make anyones heart skip a beat(see link C).  This most perfect of tans can only be achieved by hours upon hours of slaying, shralping,killing,slaying and shralping, pow, park, pipe, urban, and the explicit gnar, and EVERYONE loves a hard working man.
  
     Though he is the target of so much hate and often accused of selling out, Simon Dumont is the image of a freestyle skier.  Not to mention his work with the Target House for disfigured children.  He is a model citizen, not partaking in the counter-culture practices of of certain Rastafari inspired athletes, or the disgustingly urban-inspired underground ski crews, Simon is a man who we can all wake,ahem,look up to.
      
      Best Regards,
      Aaron Agre
Link A
http://expn.go.com/08/ski/080612_dumontefron_h_big.jpg
Link B
http://www.redbullskiing.com/riders/RB_Ski_Dumont_bio.jpg
Link C
http://doglotion.com/sites/default/files/u3/dumont2.jpg


PS
The only thing I more than Simon Dumont is a pair of Skullcandy TIs
Oh, and

I almost forgot to call NO HOMO, but don't worry, it's not like I'm gay or anything.
oh
and next time you see Tanner Hall, can you pass this on to him?
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htf/computers-htpc/255990-how-disable-caps-lock.html