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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
ever happend to you? I almost got a hole drilled into my head to drain a cyst, but after about 6 mris it was determained i didnt need it done. I also had a tube put in mye ear and was nocked out totally for the 5 min operation. oh, yeah and a broken thumb. whats happended to you so far?
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Nov 7 2003 7:01PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
why did i post that?
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Nov 7 2003 7:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
nice spelling on injuries. pain, lots of pain.
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Nov 7 2003 7:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
why DID you post that?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Nov 7 2003 7:04PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
my bad
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Nov 7 2003 7:05PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
nothing else to do
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Nov 7 2003 7:06PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
i got a pretty dull operation when i was like 6. Too much vegetation in my nose, i only breathed from the mouth, and it mae me look like a retard.

Luckily i can make this post more interesting my saying the kid in the bed next to me was operated (true story) because he had an elastic scrotum, which meant it hung to the floor if he jumped too much. His mother told me that when she visited. Ew.

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Nov 7 2003 7:06PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
imagine having a deformed unit??? That would suck huge...I bet you would get turned down all the time when you took your pants off...man you'd just be like 'fuck so close again, stupid elastic scrotum'

But then atleast you could take your elastic scrotum and wrap and around your face and smother yourself to death...thats a plus side i guess....
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Nov 7 2003 7:57PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
unless it were like stretch armstrong style and you could control it... then youd be set.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Nov 7 2003 8:03PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
this one time i got this relaly gnarly cut on my pinkie and it got infected but then i put a bandaid on it and the nest day i was like hmm... i am fine now then i ran outside to play with friends
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Nov 7 2003 8:30PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Nothing too serious for me; dislocated thumb, separated shoulder, and dislocated shoulder about seven different times... I'm getting surgery on it this winter.

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Nov 7 2003 8:41PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
haha once i tripped on a desk and messed up my knee. it was actually really funny. but it hurt
Nov 7 2003 8:44PM
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MaryJane
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
In my house when I was really young we had carpeted stairs, and my brother and I would put on our 1 piece, zip-up-the-front pajamas and slide down the stairs as fast as we could. Well, one time I started rolling head over heals and bit through my toung. It healed up find, but I had about a 1/4 inch bump on my toung from the scar tissue untill I was in like 8th grade when I had it removed. Aside from the pain, it was pretty cool. Once I was back in school, my parents brought me DQ everyday for lunch for then next week or two.

Anyway...that's my weird injury story.



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Nov 7 2003 8:58PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
i just screwed my knee playing soccer. i tore my acl pretty bad, so there is only a 'thread' left and i have to have some of my tendon taken out and drilled into the place where there should be an acl and i cant ski or run or play fucking soccer or do any sort of fun shit for the next 7 months. but anyway
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Nov 7 2003 9:02PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
ive had a bunch, ive only had surgery once, the top of my hip fell off (sort of , if you knwo what it looks like sort of like an ice cream cone, well the 'ice cream' part slipped a little) so i had emergency surgery a month later what i finally saw a doctor to see why i couldn't walk

i have a 3 inch screw in for life. other than that, i tore the ligament in my ankle, few broken b ones, thas about it,

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Nov 7 2003 9:21PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I split my chin open on a teeter totter, had my tonsils out, and had a mole taken out cause they thought it was cancerous. It wasn't though, which makes it stupid. At least I don't have a giant mole on my forehead though.

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Nov 7 2003 9:28PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
when I saw /ingerie I though of lingerie cause I'm dirty.

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Nov 7 2003 9:58PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
you guys are all sissies. or maybe i am just exceptionally good at hurting myself... i have had surgury on my shoulder for like a 4th degree seperation, and on my food where i broke thee bones. yep. surgury sucks... well more the getting better part sucks.


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Nov 7 2003 10:57PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i broke my food once, i had this mini pizza and i pulled it out of the microwave and it was really hot, so i accidentally dropped it and all the cheese fell off cause it fell face down on the ground. it sucked.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Nov 7 2003 11:23PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
damit... i ment foot. that t and d.... soo far away on the keyboard... but soo close in my mind.... what? god im tired.



Dave Pauls
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I like dead kittens.
Nov 7 2003 11:27PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i thought it said lingerie too.
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Nov 7 2003 11:56PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
my worst injury-broken humerous 3 places
or any nut job on a trapazoid rail
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Nov 8 2003 12:17AM
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3000gtskier
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
I just had reconstructive shoulder surgery a few months ago, that kinda sucked.
Nov 8 2003 12:44AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Surgery's great, i mean you get time off school/college, morphine, brought presents and choclate, get to sleep all, get loads of mind altering drugs and when i was in switzerland i got three seats reserved on a plane for me. It was so sick. I've shattered and dislocated my femur and broken my thumbs 7 times. Plus other minor stuff. Pictures are in photo section. Great fun!
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Nov 8 2003 12:43PM
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