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You know your addicted to skiing when...

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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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Quinn69
Posts: 293 - Karma: 141
When fall rolls around you have looked at buying snow makers on numerous occasions..

You check whiskey militia tramdock and dog funk on a daily basis for cheap gear..

Your broke from buying tons of dish soap for your summer setup...

Every time you pass your local ski shop in the summer you check if by some chace its open...
Sep 5 2010 7:20PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
I work at a conveniece store and whenever it's not busy I stare across the street at this ridiculous wood rail going down the stairs from the backdoor of a motel.

I can legit sit there for as long as it takes people to come in off the highway picturing all the different ways to slide that rail.

That and whenever I'm driving I find dope hits/lines everywhere. I play WoW and I'm always looking at potential lines in game around the snowy areas lol
Sep 5 2010 7:25PM
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Quinn69
Posts: 293 - Karma: 141
You start watching ski vids with your laptop battery at 100% and have to quit because it dies.. Also causing your heart to skip a beat
Sep 5 2010 11:58PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
when you watch ski movies at the beach..
Sep 6 2010 1:11AM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
when you have read every post in this thread.
Sep 6 2010 3:58AM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
When you woke up early to go on newsschoolers

You should probably be getting ready for your first day of school tomorow but decided to hit the summer setup and tramp all day
Sep 6 2010 7:54AM
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STR8W1CKD
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
yeeea
Sep 6 2010 2:15PM
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STR8W1CKD
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
haha so true. these are awesome
Sep 6 2010 2:22PM
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CottonPuff
Posts: 377 - Karma: 105
when every song you listen to you play it to an edit in your head
Sep 6 2010 5:55PM
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Mega
Posts: 81 - Karma: 98
Holy shit! I love this thread haha. Everything everyone says makes me feel better just because i do all this stuff all the time and always wondered if it was weird or if other people did it too! Now i know im not alone
Sep 6 2010 6:29PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
i do that all the time
Sep 6 2010 8:20PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
an "Early Rise"???


Sep 6 2010 8:22PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
when you cant wait more than a week after getting something new to deck it out with skiing stickers
Sep 6 2010 8:25PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
aahhhhhahahaha
Sep 6 2010 8:26PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
YES, i'm not the only one who does that!
Sep 6 2010 8:32PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
When you get a concussion skiing and the only thing you care about or remember is that your going to park city in a week so i hope this doesnt affect that.
Sep 6 2010 10:15PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
when you snort lines of coke out of hookers butts, and they look like lines you shredded at jackson the week before
Sep 6 2010 11:18PM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
you wear a shirt that says "Is it Winter Yet"
Sep 6 2010 11:22PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
youre told how much your new job pays and immediately do the math to figure out how long it will take before you can buy new skis, while you're 3 grand in debt
Sep 6 2010 11:24PM
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slidesomeice
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
When summer just ended and you wish fall didnt exist to skip right to winter
Sep 7 2010 12:32AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
youve fapped to Freeskier..
Sep 7 2010 1:28AM
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CottonPuff
Posts: 377 - Karma: 105
Yeah! when i listen to any reggae, alternative, rock, or techno I play like a fat Nimbus segment with Pep doing dope hand drags and floater cork 5's off of 60 foot pow booters!! Any rap/gangsta slang is played to like steve Stepp doing downside 270s and acting all ganster aftetrbanging shit and doing weird butterfly maneuvers with his hands.

Hope that makes sense cause Im blazed.
Sep 7 2010 4:37AM
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-PonyThug-
Posts: 124 - Karma: 25
first day of school ...first hour..in CAD when your teacher is telling you they can turn off the internet and not to mess around you post on NS!!
Sep 7 2010 8:32AM
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downhillkilla
Posts: 312 - Karma: 486
when you start your first job at 14 its at a ski resort plus you keep working there for 10 years....live at the ski area....take your days off from working at a ski area to go to the ski area....when they say "worst winter ever" its the best in your book
Sep 7 2010 9:28AM
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The_pretzel_man
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
i pretend i am skiing and jump to curbs and stuff and spend all day on the computer watching ski clips and skis from a skistore
Sep 7 2010 11:03AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
When you sit in your ski gear and watch POV videos and act like thats you.


Sep 7 2010 7:53PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
lmao ive never tried but i think i will
Sep 7 2010 8:30PM
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MothaHucker
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fuck yea
Sep 7 2010 8:50PM
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clark.
Posts: 308 - Karma: 14
When you can't wait till you're 18 so that you can sign yourself out of school to go skiing.
Sep 8 2010 6:56PM
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stephengillboy
Posts: 462 - Karma: 191
when u wake up at 7am get all your shit on, grab ur skis, walk out the door only to realize its august...fml
Sep 8 2010 9:46PM
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hank.ski
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,576
When you tell all of you friends that everyday is a saturday, and when they dont understand you just afterbang away. or when you buy urban gear for next year the day after you break your collar bone in april. or, when you break your collar bone and still make it to gaper day the next week to "film" then end up doing every jump and dirt gap in a onesie with a broken collar bone.
Sep 8 2010 10:42PM
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j-phlak
Posts: 202 - Karma: 16
when you day dream about skiing while skiing
Sep 8 2010 10:53PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
haha same
Sep 9 2010 12:36PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
when you have though about bring snow inside the school because they have "a sick handrail"
Nov 3 2010 4:57PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
when you watch ski videos in latin class and not even realize ur teacher is behind u
Nov 3 2010 5:03PM
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brakes
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
when you test drive every new song you get to see if it would be a good edit song by watching an edit with its sound muted (my go-to edit is "I feel ghood") and playing the possible edit song in the background
Nov 3 2010 5:54PM
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Gknow
Posts: 627 - Karma: 358
me- "URBAN!"
gf- "What?"
me- "Don't worry about it, babe"
Nov 3 2010 6:32PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
when your friend is making a tow rope in his back yard and has a snowmaker.
/claim.
Nov 3 2010 6:57PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
I think this could be a mental illness, i have had this for so long, cant look at any natural terrain with a slope and not think about what skiing it would be like
Nov 3 2010 7:38PM
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gombo8
Posts: 726 - Karma: 131

you know your addicted to skiing when the only games youve played is jibbin and gnarshmellow

when you sold all your useless stuff to skiing stickers

when you tried to think of a way to teach your dog how to ski

Nov 3 2010 9:13PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,279

you know your addicted to ski when you wake up in the morning and you see the frost on your windows so you'll hurry out and it is not no snow, it's just fucking cold! Then you feel depressed for the rest of the day ..
Each morning this shit happens to me ..

Nov 3 2010 9:19PM
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S_Jenk
Posts: 345 - Karma: 92
...when your idea of fantasizing of a girl is skiing powder lines with her in the B.C. country.

"oh baby, you ski those lines so damn well!"
Nov 3 2010 11:23PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
its sunny and 65 in a place where its gray and rainy 95 percent of the time, and you want to clock a fuckin baby because it means 2 inches of snow are melting in the mountains
Nov 4 2010 12:26AM
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harmoon
Posts: 210 - Karma: 57
http://www.powdermag.com/features/news/101110-sketchy-lines-by-geoff-balkman-a-skiers-homework/
Nov 4 2010 12:40AM
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Keith.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 88
Hahaha... Thats really funny cause me and all my friends do that like 24/7
Nov 5 2010 10:12PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36690 - Karma: 110,645
I'm sure this one has been posted numerous times but....


Resenting your friends and not having an awesome social life just to ski.
Nov 5 2010 10:16PM
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.skiperisher.
Posts: 323 - Karma: 83
when you miss summer every year so you can go to the other side of the world to go skiing
Nov 5 2010 10:21PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
when you put on all your ski gear and sit down and stare at your skis...
did that today
Nov 5 2010 11:03PM
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DrZoidberg
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When you're reading powder magazine at this hour in the morning. Also when you take a screenshot of this. That blue is supposed to be snow...
Click for larger image

Nov 6 2010 1:30AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
When you RUN for the chairlift on opening day and shake during the way up cause you're too excited.
Nov 6 2010 1:36AM
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