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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
if your name is chris, kris, christine, or somehting like that, post here


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Wugga?
Nov 5 2003 2:54AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
my name is Christ, theres a book... well half a book... all about me
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Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 5 2003 3:12AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hes a mormon. lets get him...





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Nov 5 2003 5:48AM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
yeah it is?....finnally a thread about me

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Nov 5 2003 7:55AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
mine isn't d a r n
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Nov 5 2003 7:58AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
I'm surprised there aren't more Chris's.

yeah, I'm one, friggin generic name - my parents never should have given my brother a choice about my name when I was born.
Nov 5 2003 10:03AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
im scott, there aree way too many chris's though, someone needs to kill a few off
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Nov 5 2003 10:22AM
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Mike-O
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Well,I'm Mikko. Can't beat that.
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Nov 5 2003 12:30PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
kill me off fucker, but ill be waiting...




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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

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Nov 5 2003 1:05PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
There are a lot of Chris' on here.
NoTeefa (duh... Oh no wait, he's Turtle)
cj
Blaster10
MacMahoooon
chris_01
Many others...forgot their names. I'm not a Chris or Christine or anything. Oh well, sue me.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Banana Turtles forever, baby!
BE JEALOUS!
Nov 5 2003 3:08PM
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cs1080
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
my name is chris...
Nov 5 2003 3:41PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
My name starts with a C... Does that count?
|Carl F-G|
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Nov 5 2003 3:56PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
My name is Teb Bergard, just ask my signature.
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Nov 5 2003 4:35PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
word
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Nov 5 2003 4:36PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
My name is Chris Booth...YAYYY
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

Nov 5 2003 8:39PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
this is gonna rule


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Wugga?
Nov 6 2003 12:28AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i know a lot of chris(PLURAL)
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Nov 6 2003 12:32AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im not a mormon, im god, unless youre a mormon, then yes im a mormon...whatever you are i will enlighten you if you send me $100.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 6 2003 1:19AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Chris is one of those names where you can't be sure if they're a boy or a girl. Like Pat and Alex.

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Nov 6 2003 6:07AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i know two girls named randall


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Wugga?
Nov 6 2003 9:18AM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
kris - yup that would be my name.
Nov 6 2003 9:54AM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
^^Hey, my names Pat. Yar, I don't know what I'm doin'....

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 6 2003 10:21AM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
I know a guy named ashley

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski
Nov 6 2003 11:36AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Really? thats so weird. My dad (whos also named randall) dated a girl in high school named randy.

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Nov 6 2003 2:14PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
im chris. who the hell is namred randal?!? thats dumb.






Lets go skiing
Nov 6 2003 8:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
all the Rowen's of the world will own all you Chris's and Christines and stuff.


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Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
Nov 7 2003 12:07AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i poop on you


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Wugga?
Nov 7 2003 7:28PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
randle is the 'real' full name of people that go by randy...cause randle is crazy
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Nov 7 2003 8:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Randall not Randle Randal or Randell. Randall. Randall. Randall. I love seeing my name on the internet.

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Nov 7 2003 9:59PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
my middle name is christine but that prolly doesnt count yupperoni i dont care




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out
love and peace
Nov 7 2003 10:41PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
my codename was chris tonite while we were chuckin ice at cars


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Nov 7 2003 10:48PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
my names david
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Nov 9 2003 3:13PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
my nick name is krystal. dont ask
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Nov 9 2003 3:46PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
my name is brad


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Representing the KPP
Nov 9 2003 3:55PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Randall
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Gender: Male
Meaning: From the name RALPH (meaning Wolf Counselor)
Origin: English




Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Nov 9 2003 5:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
skiman are you a pornstar?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 9 2003 6:20PM
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