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NEW CANADA!

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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I think Washington, Oregon, and Alaska should join Canada. The US is just a bunch of shit. This is what it would the new and improved Canada would look like...
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Oct 10 2008 12:01AM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
this isnt funny, bush will see this shit and throw down.
Oct 10 2008 7:26PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i agree
Oct 10 2008 7:29PM
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SEskier
Posts: 570 - Karma: 115
x2   
Oct 10 2008 7:36PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
could you throw Montana in there?... i would much rather be a canadian citizen...
Oct 10 2008 7:44PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
we would be happy to take u i here big sky is pretty epic
Oct 11 2008 8:12PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
just take utah. i mean our drinking age is going to be 18 anyways.
Oct 11 2008 8:18PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
yes, but than what country do we make fun of?
Oct 11 2008 8:41PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
bahahahahaha. you canadians are so jealous of americans that you are trying to claim our states to try to better your country. i laughed so hard when someone wanted to take california. that one of the states that would never fit in with canada. california is warm, densly populated, and diverse. canada is cold, has like 30 million in the second biggest country in the word, and is whiter than the rocky mountains in january.
Oct 11 2008 10:37PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
I don't think the canadians are jealous of america. I think they just want WA, OR, and AK. That's 3 states. And the americans are going along with it cause we hate america and canada is the shit. I want to live in BC, and I would poop my pants with joy if this actually happened.
Oct 11 2008 11:11PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
ehhhm

Oct 11 2008 11:13PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
knows whats up...


the states is whack.
Oct 11 2008 11:15PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
makes me laugh every time
Oct 11 2008 11:34PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
that would be like the sickest place in the world for skiing.  YOu should incude montana and wyoming too
Oct 11 2008 11:47PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
hell yeah.. and don't forget about Big Mountain, becasue it is also VERY epic
Oct 12 2008 1:31PM
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Drew.C
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Oct 12 2008 1:45PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
o ya i got nothin against canada, its the shit but i just thought of this video
Oct 12 2008 1:45PM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
such a dope idea haha
and if we could legalize pot! Our tourism industry would go off the hook!!
Oct 12 2008 1:53PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Nope. Utah stays as good 'ol 'merica.

Unless Canada has legal bud. Then I'm on board with New Canada!
Oct 12 2008 2:04PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
We almost had you guys. back in the old days.
what a race that was
Oct 12 2008 2:19PM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
HOW BOUT THE WHOLE SKIING US JOINS CANADA!!!! NO MORE BUSH!
Oct 12 2008 3:19PM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16
i live in BC
Oct 12 2008 3:22PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
take the midwest too!!!!
Oct 12 2008 3:30PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
bwahahahahaha keep the mormons..
Oct 12 2008 7:48PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
can we have vermont too? that way i could bring weed to my cottage
Oct 12 2008 7:55PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
Dude! straight up dickin' Montana..
Oct 13 2008 2:16AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
california is the 7th largest economy in the world my friend.
Oct 13 2008 9:12AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
leave south dakota but we will gladly take oregon utah colorado and washington in return those states will have cheaper health care
Oct 13 2008 2:04PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
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the us would be so sick this way.
Oct 14 2008 12:39AM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 115
i represent washington and fully agree
Oct 14 2008 12:42AM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 115
it really would. the south sucks
Oct 14 2008 12:45AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
no
Oct 14 2008 1:08AM
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Skibumsmith
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bahahahahahaha

have bears waiting for her on the other side

Oct 14 2008 1:09AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
Sold. Haha I actually would love it, what a solid idea.
Oct 14 2008 1:16AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
better have nevada in there too.... it has moment and a few other positive things.Click for larger image
Oct 14 2008 1:34AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
i think it should be BC, OR, WA, CA, AK. We would be known for amazing skiing and amazing weed.
Oct 14 2008 1:40AM
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A-Style**
Posts: 1831 - Karma: 81
i'll join canada they got good weed
Oct 14 2008 1:45AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Cascadia. Please.

Cali cant because of LA and Hollywood. Maybe North Cali, with San Fran being the extreme boarder.

Nevada, no. I'm sorry. You're too much like a third world country. We'll send aid though.

Idaho, yes, but not that southern shit, we need the panhandle. The south is pretty boring anyways, and it smells bad.

Montana, up to glacier is cool, and maybe Great Falls, if we're feeling generous and want a vacation spot that reminds us of the south.

Oregon, you're a bit strange, like that weird cousin Bartholomew, but yeah, sure, you have a sweet backyard.

BC, you're in for sure. Thanks for the weed.

Alaska, sure, why not with global warming. Your rednecks, but whacko enough to separate.

Hawaii would be nice, but nah, way to touristy. Cascadia will but  island chain in Micronesia and make it our state.

Yukon, if you can provide the beer, sure.

Alberta... I dunno. maaaaaybe...

What I left out; OFFER SOMETHING OR GTFO
Oct 14 2008 1:53AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I believe it was the great Peter Griffin who said "Canada sucks!".  (Obviously since they apparently want so much US territory)
Oct 14 2008 2:11AM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
Eastern and Western Washington need to be two different states. Eastern washington keeps gettin fucked over by you city slicker folk... and dyke gregiore
Oct 14 2008 2:17AM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
take some random state to like West Virginia
Oct 14 2008 8:29AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
We'll exchange any state for Quebec!
Oct 14 2008 9:30AM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
No, it's not. I live in Vermont. It's just a bunch of people trying to tell you how to live your life.
Oct 14 2008 9:31AM
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marc_sncl
Posts: 612 - Karma: 16
get a homie in europe and import all the ladies
Oct 14 2008 9:34AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
yes bring us. big sky, moonlight, and bridger.
Oct 14 2008 2:34PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
no fuck that we want part of this new great country just not the old one


new canada should just be all of canada chilling with all of america exept washington and we just laugh at bush in his big useless house! wait fuck that were taking the white house too, we can throw some crazy partys in there and finaly hot box the oval office!!! well give the usa hawai instead. they will have to change their name to the Unique State of America!
Oct 14 2008 3:24PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
quebec has that covered
Oct 14 2008 3:26PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
aye not cool man. I live in New england but if i were considered canadian i would be happy. Could we be french speaking. I already speak french so i will fit in. Or i can just move when i get out of high school and go to college in Canada or Utah
Oct 14 2008 3:28PM
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MatRich
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Oct 14 2008 3:59PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
definetly not...
Oct 14 2008 4:01PM
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