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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
but For my last b-day my g/f and I ran away for a day and it was cool cause we just went and laid in a corn field and hung out. We never get to that normally cause we're both really busy and like when we do get to hang out it's at parties and my friends have huge ass houses so we hardly even see each other there. So yeah, I'd have to say getting to be with her is the best present.
^your sig is awesome
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
she says if we make it to my b-day...its a threesome with her little korean friend...how do you say happy ending?
And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
Getting a video tape sent to me 4000km away from home of my friends wishing me happy birthday and then her at the end singing happy birthday.
'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
a watch, not gold w/diamonds just a sport watch that's pretty cool. it has a dial on it to get to the different modes. I'm simple, and I feel bad for all you boys that had girls holdin out until your b-day. you gotta let the ladies know your not having sex for yourself, your there to please them.
***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
yea got a sweet views from the vault, watched that smoked some dank ass herb my friend gave to me for free that he brought back from Shasta so smoked a fatty drank a little her parents were gone till like 3 or some shit. got the best head the she was all over me on top probrably in the top 5 nights of my life haha
Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
Quazbotch... We sell those at Toys R Us! They're so cool. There's a geren dinosaur, a blue elephant, a purple hippo, that cow one, a lion, brown bear, and I think maybe one or two more. The hippo one is the coolest because he does this retarded laugh thing. So awesome. I want one.
some condoms a nice lesbian porno and her hot foreign working friend hehehehehehehehe
i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
She cheated on me, guess i saw it coming tho, but it was with my best friend, plus she didnt even get me anything.that birthday was cool, i also got beaten up by a bouncer. and ended sleeping on a concrete floor with my friends wet bath towel over me and him rubbing his feet in my face.HAPPY 18th!!!
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!