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what is your best trick
a helicopter, i hit the kicker and turn my skis around to 180 then i get the rest of my body around and then i repeat, ive never landed it but my friends say its radical
u ever do the helicopter on jmmt. its like a real helicopter, u go inverted then start spinning like a helicopoter. but i dont no how to do it kid sorry only skier X knows
Ur Mom Productions
underflip, i just messed up a cork five with Abma, and low and behold i did an underflip
The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)
Frontflips are lame
Lets hear it for fat chicks!
i did a corkscrew DOUBLE helicopter once! BEAT THAT!
Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
not bad but i did a cork 7 so beat that, haha
Ur Mom Productions
spread eagle takes the cake
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
i did the flail, you drop your poles, hit the biggest jump in the park, overshoot the landing and roll down the windows, o, breaking your leg is an acceptable outcome
Originally Posted by five0
my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too'
Originally Posted by Phunk
'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'
Originally Posted by Cams
'butt sex is wild, and it don't cause no child'
^ BULLSHIT!!! its all about the cossack fucker
*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*
BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin
I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses
no i suck i do spread eagle nut grabs
one time I bent the front tips of my skis down. so then I hit a jump at full speed and caught my noses wich sent my flying foward to instant death
ya I used to be 'freestyleskier14' and had 700 post...
a big pow line
'What do you do just blow the bombs up on them'-Tom from the Armada Video
attempt gone bad on the cork 5 to eating shit really bad
When the officer says: 'Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond: Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
SFHNC 1000/2000...half way bitches!!!!
I wanna kill the guy that started this post. fucking newbie, and this thread exists about 10 times already
I like my baranis, and my helicopter which is more of a flatspin. never landed a flat on skiis though...
**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
My mom filmed me doing this really cool trick I made up at a sled hill. I built a pretty big jumped and launched off, but instead of doing those dumb flips and spins like in the olympics I punched the air a few times. On the way home my mom and I named it the Super Ninja Move. My grandma thinks it is cute.
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