So....I read today that there's a porn flick being made as we speak - by our good friends at Hustler...that is geared at spoofing Sarah Palin. They have a Porn Star Lookalike - an the script also includes a Hilary knockoff. Here is a sneak peak...Im not making this shit up....but it's pretty brilliant! HA!
INTRO - SERRAH'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON
CLOSE UP OF A MOOSE HEAD HANGING ON THE WALL
THEN A PICTURE OF SERRAH GIVING THUMBS UP WHILE HER FOOT RESTS ON THE HEAD OF A DEAD POLAR BEAR.
SNOW FALLS OUTSIDE A DRAPED WINDOW
SERRAH SITS ON THE SOFA READING A BOOK ENTITLED "TODAY'S MILF".
THERE'S A LOUD KNOCK ON THE DOOR
SERRAH. "JEEPERS CREEPERS WHO COULD THAT BE?"
DOOR IS OPEN TO REVEAL TWO RUSSIAN SOLDIERS IN LONG TRENCH COATS AND FUR LINED HATS
RUSSIAN #1 BRUSHING SNOW FROM COAT
"PREVIET! WE HATE TO TROUBLE YOU BUT I'M AFRAID WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE."
SERRAH SPEAKS THROUGH A WINDOW NEXT TO THE DOOR. WE SEE A SMOULDERING RUSSIAN TANK CRASHED INTO A TREE IN HER FRONT LAWN. SHE SHOOTS THEM A SCEPTICAL STARE.
RUSSIAN #1 "WE WERE HOPING WE COULD USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL THE KREMLIN."
SERRAH. "IM SORRY FELLA'S I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN."
RUSSIAN #1 "KREMLIN. IT MEANS....HOW YOU SAY...."
RUSSIAN #2 INTERJECTS....."IT MEANS TOW TRUCK."