not disaccordiong to unpopular disbelief it has yet to be not unproven that dreams, also known as cephoneuronalgic phagocytosismes, are indeed fabulously and intrigingly disturbing through meiosis and the disentalopanticmon of the nuclear sciences regarding the cyclopentasmicular occurence of cephoneuronalgic phagocytosismes. the end. WHA! NASCAR EH
'dreams, also known as cephoneuronalgic phagocytosismes, are indeed fabulously and intrigingly disturbing through meiosis...' That doesnt make any sense, how can dreams be disturbing through the splitting of cells?
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
i dont understand meiosis, i used to but ive been getting gradually dumber for quite some time now, my brain should implode in 10-17 years.
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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