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some good things to do when your friend falls asleep
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Sharpie+his/her face, arms, legs, chest, back, hair, etc. I'm partial to drawing penises, but there's something about Wildcat-ing someone that never gets old.
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
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my friend once peeded on my best friend, he smelled so bad!
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
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asleep or passed out? cause if their passed out whip out the duct tape and securely fasten your friend to a large inanimate object like a post or a chair or a bed and leave them somewhere
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
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antique them, hard
The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)
Frontflips are lame
Lets hear it for fat chicks!
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take all their money. Shove beef jerkey in their nose. draw on them. take pictures.
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But brown sauce/toothpaste all over their hands. Make them rub their head by irritating it. Or just shave off their eyebrows, always works wonders.
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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
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www.teamksm.co.uk
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take the toilet you used to wipe your ass with and smear it on their face
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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fill their crack with toothpaste.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept
'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
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then shove their toothbrush in the ass then proceed to brush their teeth hahhahha
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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ductape, or just a belt around the legs can produce humorous results.
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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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theres so many things to do
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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get some super glue and give the kid a unibrow with your pubes
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rape them
-Lauren
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
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if i had a digital camera i'd post the picture of my friend geoff completely covered in edge shave gel last night - his whole face had a inch thick layer of the shit last night
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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give her a pearl necklace
I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
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Daves Ultimate Insanity Sauce down the hatch. This is the funniest thing that I've ever seen done. And I've seen everything else in this thread, hell, I've even done half, for for those I haven't done, I've had done to me.
Daves Insanity is so fucking hot that there is a warning on the label for those with heart conditions (so make sure you know the person isn't a cardiac patient). A buddy of mine had this done when we were in Whistler, a he couldn't stop crying. He was shaking in the corner, wishing the pain would stop. Then he got angry and started swinging chairs at everyone. He was so drunk that he though we lit his mouth on fire with gas.
No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
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^off the subject but whose ass is that?
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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dude, thats fucking cruel, daves insanity sauce i so painful... ive had like a couple drops before and i was dying... if you just put it 'down the hatch'./.. good lord
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
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find someone else passed out and duct tape them to eachother back to face. then pull down their pants
'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
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Duct taping two people together... Shit thats good.
No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
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