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Celone
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its probably already been done, but i dont feel like using the new searchbar...


sooooo:  heares the new one

my favortie quote is "When you come to a fork in the road... Take it."- Warren Miller

sorry im bored.
Sep 16 2008 1:45AM
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the420skier
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  Click for larger image   Click for larger image Click for larger image“People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend...”
Jim Morrison
Sep 16 2008 2:30AM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
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If at first you don't succeed, maybe failing is your thing - Unknown
Sep 16 2008 3:05AM
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carbon.pulse
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"The only ass your gonna get is when your finger slips through the toilet paper"

"You're the reason god invented DVD players and gave us apposable thumbs"





Sep 16 2008 3:31AM
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gmack24
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"But as for that v.p. talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it, exactly, that the v.p. does every day?"

Sarah Palin


--July 31, 2008, CNBC's "Kudlow & Company
Sep 16 2008 3:39AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome.
-Seth Morrison
Sep 16 2008 4:54AM
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DrStrangelove
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

-HST
Sep 16 2008 12:01PM
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Astomp
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"things tend to even out, religion some people say, has caused wars and fighting. Yes, but its also boring to sit through a church service, so it evens out."
Sep 16 2008 12:23PM
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TZP
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

Sep 16 2008 12:34PM
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k-rob
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."- Oscar Wilde
Sep 16 2008 12:36PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"

"I'd rather be throwin down on a mountain and thinking about God than sitting in church and thinking about skiing."

"You can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning..."
Sep 16 2008 12:52PM
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A_Longley
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"Cool story hansel" Dereck Zoolander

"A landing without the afterbang is like a driveby without the shooting" Alex_G

"If I told you I was the best I would be boasting, If I told you I wasnt I would be Lying" Bruce Lee

Sep 16 2008 12:57PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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" Advanced Searchbar"-ME right now
Sep 16 2008 1:00PM
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ilikeplants
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"Who's up for bong rips?" Dont remember who said it.

"Trust me Barbra, the only people out at this time of the night are the cops." Foxy Shazam
Sep 16 2008 1:05PM
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Aaaron.
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if at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't your thing.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, inside of dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
-Dwight Schrute

Dwight: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Sep 16 2008 1:07PM
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BootySpunk.
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Me- "Yo why arn't you wearing pants"
Him- "WHy are YOU wearing panst!?"
Sep 16 2008 1:10PM
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MatRich
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"life is all fun and games until someone gets hurt..... then its just hilarious!!"
Sep 16 2008 3:01PM
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laxstar
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"If at first you don't succeed, then fuck the world and smoke some weed" -Random Bathroom poet
Sep 16 2008 3:11PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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"What matters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-It's the size of the fight in the dog."
-D.Eisenhower

"No sketchiness is allowed."

-My mom
Sep 16 2008 4:08PM
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cab509
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Just a few of my favorite quotes (on the more serious side of life)

"To build a better world, God said
and I just answered - How?
The world is such a large vast place
so complicated now.
And I so small and useless am
there's nothing I can do.
But God in all His wisdom said
Just build a better you!"
- Masonic Poem


"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit, what a ride!" - unknown to me

"nothing great was ever achieved without Enthusiasm" - Ralph Waldo Emerson




Sep 16 2008 4:16PM
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Ski_Midwest
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threads
Sep 16 2008 4:50PM
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gordie.
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word.



  heres a good one
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
Sep 16 2008 4:57PM
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cmeriptahoe
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O I got tonnnsss of these. This could get long. Hope you enjoy.... some are a little girly. Eh whatever.

"We are a history of those who loved us and those who refused to love us."

This one has been around here before:
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours." - Unknown

"You decide to step back outside and take a moment to look around, something you can't remember doing ever. It's the moment that's always forgotten, the final pause of the day. You take that mental snapshot and feel like the luckiest person on this earth because, today, all of this was yours : the rocks, the trees, the quiet, the frisky wind, the light blanket of soft white, the clean smell of the mountain- all of this, and there's a single set of footprints that proves today was truly for you. A gift."

"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do." - Warren Miller.... duh

"He does this, he says, because he can. I think there is a little more to it than that, however. I think he does it because he can, and you cannot." - PacRimRider1 about Leo Brayman

And on the lighter side from one of our very own:
"I dunno man are twins really THAT great? I mean if I could pick any girls I wanted to have a three-some (with) I wouldnt pick twins... why would you want 2 of the same thing? its like getting 2 jr bacon cheesburgers when you could get 1 jr bacon cheeseburger AND a five piece nug, 2 really hot delicious different things." - R-Bertsch
Sep 16 2008 4:59PM
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schism
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(while burning narrators hand with lye)
Tyler Durden :"Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
narrator:"No, no, I... don't... "
Tyler Durden: "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Narrator: " It isn't"
Tyler durden: " We don't need him"
from fight club


"We need more light about each other. Light creates understanding, understanding creates love, love creates patience, and patience creates unity."
— Malcolm X
Sep 16 2008 5:04PM
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rudager
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"All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be" - Roger Waters

Thats shits going in my grad quote
Sep 16 2008 6:46PM
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Sno.
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"no one can make me feel inferior without my own consent"

-eleanor roosevelt
Sep 16 2008 6:55PM
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heFF
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the grass isn't always greener on the other side. sometimes the grass needs to be rolled up and enjoyed where ever it may be

-colt 45er
Sep 16 2008 7:47PM
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babujib
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the first quote is by yogi berra not warren miller
Sep 16 2008 7:50PM
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moonofendor
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sex drugs and alcohol
speed weed birth control
fuck panties buy a thong
party hard all night long
drink tequila take a shot
fuck some chick you think is hot
lifes a bitch and then you die
so fuck the world lets go get high.


idk but some one wrote it on the railing at boston mills (the place i ski at.)
Sep 16 2008 8:09PM
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Sufferboy
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“(Talking about  school education) They take your soul away. They take your brains away. They don't let you have an opinion that's different from theirs. You've got to think what they tell you to think. So when you leave school, your only future is getting married. And by the time you're about 29 you got two kids, and you just wanna commit suicide.”- Johnny Rotten


"When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your fault, it's his fault, over there."-Joe Strummer

"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground."-Jello Biafra

“Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again."- Billy Idol
Sep 16 2008 8:17PM
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ax_murderer
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"How much suffering there is to get through!" - Rainer Rilke

"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger." -Nietzsche

"What you have experienced, no power on earth can take from you." -unknown
Sep 16 2008 8:32PM
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natedogg789435
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"do, or do not, there is no try" -yoda
Sep 16 2008 8:49PM
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Sufferboy
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“Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?”-yoda








THAATS WHAT SHE SAID
Sep 16 2008 8:56PM
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steezyfreeskier
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threads.
Sep 16 2008 10:21PM
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comeatmebro
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"when the river runs red, take the mud path."
Sep 16 2008 10:25PM
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grown-ninja
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty"- t.jefferson
"if we give up freedom to gain security we lose both"
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"yea when i was younger i had a jizz cup i kept under my bed shit evaporated to fast though i couldnt keep up" 1 of my buddies from school
Sep 16 2008 11:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
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"okay I like a bitch, that like a bitch, fucking right I'm rich, and I ain't getting hitched."
-Dwayne Carter
Sep 16 2008 11:25PM
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Snubluck
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My signature is my favorite quote.
Sep 16 2008 11:58PM
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low_fidelity
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my signature wins!!!!


and

Bob:"Dignan, why is there tape on your nose?"

Dignan: "EXACTLTY!"



Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?


Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

Sep 17 2008 12:06AM
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Skibumsmith
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Ha ha the only thing I do in church is think about skiing. There’s some nice cliffs right outside the window.

 

It is during our most uninspiring moments that we are most inspired. - Stay Fresh

 

When God gives you lemons you find a new God. - Picnicface

Sep 17 2008 12:15AM
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Reptar.
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To the thread creator, thats a yogi berra quote...

"Never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."-HST


Sep 17 2008 12:15AM
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Aaaron.
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that is sick....
Sep 17 2008 12:22PM
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KSdesign
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"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours!"
Sep 17 2008 1:28PM
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95959
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. ~Aaron Levenstein
Nov 10 2008 1:37AM
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Half-Blood
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"You can't get anymore G than Jesus"
Nov 10 2008 2:10AM
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Hawkeye_Pierce
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"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."

"You are not your job, You are not how much money you have in the bank,
you are not the car you drive, you're not the content of your wallet,
You're not your fuckin' khakis, You're the all singing all dancing crap of
the world ."

Fight club
Nov 10 2008 2:14AM
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-Kieran-
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"i believe diversity was an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era" - ron burgundy
Nov 10 2008 2:19AM
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tank_4
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"man with hand in pants feels cocky all day"
Nov 10 2008 2:23AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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"only those who risk going too far will finally realize how far they can really go" T.S. Eliot

"Does hate mean freedom" Unearth

"what is history, but a fable agreed upon" napoleon
Nov 10 2008 5:00AM
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kzrstf
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without order nothing exists, without chaos nothing evolves. Now get on your knee so i can stick that gun in your mouth

jedi mind

Nov 10 2008 8:42AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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check the siggy's
Nov 10 2008 11:30AM
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