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"But as for that v.p. talk all the time, I'll
tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for
me what is it, exactly, that the v.p. does every day?"
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
"Cool story hansel" Dereck Zoolander
"A landing without the afterbang is like a driveby without the shooting" Alex_G
"If I told you I was the best I would be boasting, If I told you I wasnt I would be Lying" Bruce Lee
my signature wins!!!!
Bob:"Dignan, why is there tape on your nose?"
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
Ha ha the only thing I do in church is think about skiing. There’s some nice cliffs right outside the window.
It is during our most uninspiring moments that we are most inspired. - Stay Fresh
When God gives you lemons you find a new God. - Picnicface
without order nothing exists, without chaos nothing evolves. Now get on your knee so i can stick that gun in your mouth