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I would cut off my pinky fingers

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Skibumsmith
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to go skiing right now.
I need the other ones.

Sep 10 2008 12:10AM
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who_cares
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i would listen to hannah montana for 3 days straight
i take that back, id rather pull out all my hair, one at a time
Oct 4 2008 3:54PM
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skithesprings
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i would give up NS for 6 months, and quitting NS is like quitting meth

Oct 5 2008 12:40AM
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Gnarshred
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I would get wasted, crash my bike, and chip my two front teeth...

Oh wait, I did that thursday, and Im still not skiing... shit!
Oct 5 2008 12:50AM
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no_steeze
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no dumbass it was a joke
but i respect you because your icon is lebowski
Oct 5 2008 12:57AM
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frstyl46skier
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watching that with a girlfriend = HELL!!!!!!!
Oct 5 2008 1:28AM
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J.D.
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That's retarded. It would suck to the point of being worthless to attempt to put your feet into ski boots after that, and by the time you'd recovered sufficiently to be able to do so, it would pretty much be ski season anyway. So, I must give you a fail.
Oct 5 2008 1:51AM
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SEABURN
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woah!

shit's intense
Nov 3 2008 3:35AM
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Half-Blood
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Actually they would heal within a week or two so you could easily ski for the season... and I would know because I've had ingrown toenails cut out on both feet a few times.
Nov 3 2008 3:48AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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mr deeds.

thats weird, cuz i actually just watched that movie last night

Nov 3 2008 10:27AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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i would take my first chair/run of the season dressed in a robe, wizard hat, and snow-blades if i could ski right now!!!!!
Nov 3 2008 3:15PM
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Smuffy
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i would ski like that anytime!
Nov 3 2008 3:20PM
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thefrush
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I would drive two hours and hike up to go skiing right now. Shit, I'm doin that tomorrow!
Nov 3 2008 3:24PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea me too. and id afterbang everytime i get  up from my chair
Nov 3 2008 3:25PM
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skithesprings
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i sit on NS all day for the next month to go skiing...

wait a tic... yeah, i think ill do that

Nov 3 2008 4:01PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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i would eat ice cream while raw dogging a bitch in the ass to go to the mall.
Nov 3 2008 4:11PM
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pbcrazy9898
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i'm just goanna wait to go skiing.  cuz if i start cutting limbs off and ripping my toeenails off......im still prolly gonna have to wait...
Nov 3 2008 5:02PM
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50in07
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I went skiing yesterday since a local hill opened on tuesday
Nov 3 2008 5:04PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I would bang Rosie O'Donnell right now to go skiing. 
Nov 3 2008 5:51PM
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Grape_Drank
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i would watch 91210 for a week straight
Nov 3 2008 6:04PM
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pussymoneyweed
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i would watch re runs of the dish tv infomercial on how to use the remote... 24 hours straight!
Nov 3 2008 8:31PM
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PeterNorth
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Mr. Deeds
Nov 3 2008 10:22PM
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PeterNorth
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mr deeds
Nov 3 2008 10:23PM
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MC_POUTINE
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id titty fuck eheath. no homo
Nov 3 2008 10:31PM
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sskkrrtt
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i would kill myself thne i can ski in heaven! jokes

Nov 3 2008 11:54PM
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Skibumsmith
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family guy
Nov 3 2008 11:56PM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
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I would watch every season and the feature film of sex and the city with and without the commentary to go skiing right now
Nov 4 2008 12:12AM
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sack
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skiing is soo close.
I would watch every episode of the new simpsons and corner gas, and get involved in ten thousand retarded internet arguments.

Nov 5 2008 3:00AM
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ski_ENDUB
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Shannon Schad did, whats stopping you?
Nov 5 2008 3:17AM
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Skibumsmith
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Well its that time of year again. Its been weeks since i've skied and im torturing myself watching each JOSS video like 5 times a day.
I'd watch the new Hannah Montana movie with my little sister and all of her friends.

Apr 26 2009 12:39AM
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inactive
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Apr 26 2009 12:49AM
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sirskizalot
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I'd watch all those fucking Highschool Musical movies with my sister and her friends.
Apr 26 2009 12:57AM
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OneLove_skier
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i do that anyway
Apr 26 2009 1:06AM
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RAWLAN
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dude i afterbang every time i post something
Apr 26 2009 1:39AM
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mtsteez03
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funny thing is that i just cut my pinky off cutting grips off my polesClick for larger image
Apr 26 2009 1:53AM
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ncbabbs
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I would too, because everyone knows: "fat chicks are like mopeds, they're fun to ride, you just don't want to be seen on one."
Apr 26 2009 2:17AM
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ncbabbs
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Just cut them off?!?! I think I'd eat em' off to go shred right now.
Apr 26 2009 2:19AM
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Santa-Cruz
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i would put tiger balm under my eyes to go skiing right now
Apr 26 2009 2:21AM
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Z_rob
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id do that anyways
Apr 26 2009 3:08AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
NO HOMO
Apr 26 2009 3:09AM
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pinklittlelamb
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i would take a shower in bull semen, and thoroughly caress my scalp with it.
Apr 26 2009 10:30AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I would watch Jonas Brothers 3D while listening to Hannah Montana AND do it in the theater for good humiliation to go skiing right now
Apr 26 2009 10:41AM
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Malcolm
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id spoon my eyes out like in that movie there
Apr 26 2009 10:45AM
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muppehund
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I get hit in the balls almost every day but I still can't go to ski.
Apr 26 2009 3:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
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one time i payed someone to let their cow do that to me
Apr 26 2009 5:42PM
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THUGwife
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id put my penis in a fan to go skiing right now
Apr 26 2009 5:48PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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at least you have pinkys.
Apr 26 2009 9:42PM
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eastcoastplanker
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i would have a middle aged french prostitute make me lick her armpits to go skiing right now
Apr 26 2009 9:50PM
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shrEddie
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haha. only one that made me lol
Apr 26 2009 9:55PM
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r0dubs
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ooooooo....bad image
Apr 26 2009 10:00PM
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Skibumsmith
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I just got Hellbents in the mail and I would hang myself from a tree upside down and let little kids hit me with baseball bats to shred some pow right now.
Jul 31 2009 5:33PM
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