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I would cut off my pinky fingers

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Skibumsmith
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to go skiing right now.
I need the other ones.

Sep 10 2008 12:10AM
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Jwalk
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i wanna ski but that would hurt like a bitch
Sep 10 2008 12:13AM
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BEARS.
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i would rip off my toenails one by one.
Sep 10 2008 12:18AM
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sirskizalot
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i would to
Sep 10 2008 12:22AM
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Ben.
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i would tie myself to a chair and burn myself with lit cigarettes





movie? anyone?
Sep 10 2008 12:23AM
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Billek
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Thats a good one, it will leave you temporarily disfigured and it would be torture, but at least they will grow back. Pinkies however, will not grow back.
Sep 10 2008 12:25AM
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Poppins
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i don't know about my own pinkies, but i'd definately cut off a distant cousins, or atleast a sedated infants to go skiing.
Sep 10 2008 12:26AM
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fsscott
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id cut them off for you if i was granted the same....

lol
Sep 10 2008 12:28AM
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Skibumsmith
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let someone kick me in the balls. they'd have to do it when i wasn't expecting it though or I wouldn't be able to go through with it.
Sep 10 2008 12:34AM
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hoodSlayer
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this kid at my school said he would give someone his 360 if they let him kick them in the balls as hard as possible...no one took him up on it
Sep 10 2008 12:37AM
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van_ski
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I would just wait 60 days
Sep 10 2008 12:39AM
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Skibumsmith
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fuck that
I would eat a jar of mayonaise.
Sep 10 2008 12:42AM
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Celone
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i would sell my soul to the devil. not
Sep 10 2008 12:42AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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i would let someone punch my beewbs if i could go skiing right now... but when i'm not expecting it either cuz i know it'd be painful. haha or I'll eat a jar of pickles and i HATE pickles they're disgusting.
Sep 10 2008 12:46AM
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Deletedtoday
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id sit on newschoolers all day
Sep 10 2008 12:54AM
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garrett.
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snow on the mountains!
Sep 10 2008 12:59AM
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Skibumsmith
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bump
I would watch the "Notebook" like 5 times in a row.

Oct 1 2008 12:19AM
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freshlyDIPPED
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^DUDE thats impossible. i got ten minutes and then decided this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen ever.
Oct 1 2008 12:23AM
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AndrewZ
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I like this thread a lot... its pretty sick. But on that note I would drink a jar of my own piss to go skiing right now... and countless other unspeakable things, but we won't get into them.......
Oct 1 2008 12:26AM
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smuggs
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proskier shannon shadd did that he cut off his pinky so he could get workmans comp n shit like that.
Oct 1 2008 12:26AM
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Static
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I would drive to the ski area!
Oct 1 2008 1:21AM
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sirskizalot
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i would watch all of the seasons of "Gilmore Girls" in a row
Oct 1 2008 1:22AM
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ECfreeski3
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would... would you kill a man?
Oct 1 2008 1:39AM
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peacecoastskier
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i would let a cow lick mayo off my body to go skiing right now
Oct 1 2008 1:39AM
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Scott~
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I nearly cut off one of my pinky fingers once, its all fucked up now, and honestly it didnt really hurt too bad because of the shock factor and the extra vicodin I had at the time. It doesnt bother me now so I guess I would say go for it but make sure you can put them back on~
Oct 1 2008 2:07AM
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[MEGAMO]
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i had to watch it 3 times in one day in grade 10, it was awful. we had a lockdown at school and it lasted the entire day and past the normal end of school. i was ready to go confront whoever it was that had a gun at school. (it ended up being an airsoft gun in somebody's car)
Oct 1 2008 2:11AM
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aurora.
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word dude...another inch in freezebanks today....the season is so painfully close, im going insane
Oct 1 2008 2:26AM
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gcp
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uh, what would you hold on to your poles with when you go to grab your ski...

i feel like the ring finger wouldnt be to good at that job.
Oct 1 2008 3:41AM
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Half-Blood
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yup....

Or I would let someone castrate me with a wooden spoon to ski right now.
Oct 1 2008 3:55AM
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Literature
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I would go to Mt. Hood.....
Oct 1 2008 4:12AM
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Dhane
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i would put my tongue into a garlic press to go skiing right now...
Oct 1 2008 6:57AM
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Celone
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thats overboard
Oct 1 2008 8:11PM
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skiP.E.I.
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I think I'll take the wait....I'm a wuss when it comes to pain.
Oct 1 2008 8:14PM
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ilikeplants
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Mr Deeds. I would also just wait 30 days or so.
Oct 1 2008 8:32PM
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no_steeze
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i think i would kill myself to go skiing right now
Oct 1 2008 8:35PM
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skivt12
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I feel bad for you, that sucks
Oct 1 2008 8:57PM
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notomatoplz
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i would clamp jumper cables to my elbows and knee caps and take a shot or two of battery acid while someone is pouring hot oil all over my body with a woodpecker digging a hole through my belly button... or i could wait
Oct 1 2008 8:59PM
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ginty
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easy bug guy

Oct 1 2008 9:01PM
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OneLove_skier
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I would let a prisoner shank my nose right off to go skiing
Oct 1 2008 9:01PM
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davar6
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now how would you manage that? ski while dead or whats the deal
Oct 1 2008 9:03PM
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.makuma.
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bhahahahaa thats hilarious, but i have to say i dont think i would do it
Oct 1 2008 9:05PM
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Bab.
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yep, youll defnetly have a great time on hells slopes,
BECAUSE THATS WHERE PEOPL LIKE YOU GO AFTER THEY DIE  AHAHAHAH !!!!!

lawlz
Oct 1 2008 9:25PM
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teamsleep
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i'd take of all my clothes and strangle my principle if i could ski right now.
Oct 1 2008 9:31PM
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DaveM
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i would get off of NS for once to go skiing...
im sry i would definetly not cut off my pinky.. i would rather just wait a month rather then loosing a finger for the rest of my life..
Oct 1 2008 9:34PM
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i.ski.troll.
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Oct 1 2008 9:36PM
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Skibumsmith
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I would rub lemon juice into my eyes to go skiing right now cause I just got my new skis in the mail and I already waxed them I'm so excited.

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Oct 4 2008 1:29AM
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...Sean...
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i would curb stomp 2 million babies to go skiing right now
Oct 4 2008 2:24AM
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SK1ERDUDE
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nice poster
Oct 4 2008 8:14AM
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eli112233
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haha, Mr. Deeds.
Oct 4 2008 10:07AM
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panojibber
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This should be a contest...

Write a 1 page explanation of what you would do to go skiing right now, and the best entry wins something?

Anyone like it?
Oct 4 2008 12:12PM
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cashdebt
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the words of a true skier.
Oct 4 2008 1:15PM
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