2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
I am going as roy from seigfried and roy, I am going to wear tight pants with a gold painted jock strap on the outside of my pants and a puffy pirate shirt have my hair all gelled and shit but he best part...is going to be my bloody neck rowrrrrr! here kitty kitty!
at the special olympics, whats the policy for parking? first come first serve?
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
tryin out the pink mohawk.... and just some other random clothing that looks crazy...
'u see the thing i luv about extreme sports, is if u make the trick ur going for its sick, if not its hilarious!' ~brad~
yeah which makes me even more crazy and scary. actually my post a few above this on refers to me and the three other people i live with dressing up as mormons for holloween
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I'm a sexy cowgirl (Sammy and I are twins... Everything's the same including our shirts except hers is pink and mine's blue)! It will be a bunch of fun trick-or-treating, especially since I don't have to work on Halloween, YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!