we left my brand new puppy asleep in his crate today
left the house for under an hour
and came back to a MESS
it crapped and pissed MULTIPLE times all over the crate and proceeded to roll over in it
thoroughly covering himself
had to hose him of for like 20 minutes straight
"Side Note: Immediately after pressing the rainbow he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of skittles and tasted the rainbow. Now thats what I call AFTER BANG."
I have this neighbor who is really mean to my mom. so I always toss my empty beers on his lawn at night. it's justice. I'm kind of like batman