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Girls afterbangin

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Tanner-D
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With all the hype and shit going on about afterbang I was wondering if there is any girls doing it now.
id lioke to see some footage of it

Aug 20 2008 1:30PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Is this thread about the morning after pill?
Aug 20 2008 1:36PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
Yes it is I've heard it hits you pretty bad
Aug 20 2008 1:38PM
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dorikin
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I dunno, mine just lies there and shakes.
Aug 20 2008 1:39PM
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snarfsnarf44
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 dont understand whats so great about afterbang or whatever. its not like its new or anything. skiers have been doing it to one degree or another since they have been getting air.
Aug 20 2008 1:40PM
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Maximumsushi
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Do you feel sick or what? If you are prebanging with birth control do you need afterbang? Do the two work well together or is that just overkill?

Aug 20 2008 1:42PM
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TWoods
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when it comes to accidents, and trying to make sure you're not popping out any babies, there is no such thing as overkill.
Aug 20 2008 1:45PM
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Jodi
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yes. all girls do afterbang. but for girls, it involves calling our friends and telling them about how he just lied there, and expected us to do all the work, and then wanted to cuddle afterwords, but we just wanted him to get off us, go downstairs and make us a sandwich....
Aug 20 2008 1:49PM
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MC_POUTINE
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hahahahaha. funny funny. but is the girl who should be making the sandwiches
Aug 20 2008 1:52PM
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mnick11
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ya but at da start no one was really noticing it or even doing it and then it started getting bigger and bigger cuz more people have been noticing it
Aug 20 2008 1:58PM
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Maximumsushi
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Jodi, how is he going to lie on top and expect you to do all the work? That doesn't make sense. Sounds  awkward. You'd be like... shuffling around trying not to suffocate.

Prebang for me is usually cooking dinner, or going out to eat. Afterbang is taking a nap. A steezy nap.
Aug 20 2008 2:08PM
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Tanner-D
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hahaha this thread turned out completely different than i though it would
Aug 20 2008 2:12PM
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Jodi
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Mac - there is really honestly and truly a name for the guy who lies on top and expects her to do all the work. It's called "the beached whale." It happens..I kid you not.
Aug 20 2008 2:18PM
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Malcolm
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i make a killer sandwhich
Aug 20 2008 2:23PM
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miketheskier88
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Then you're blatantly a woman.
Aug 20 2008 2:43PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 115

the beached whale is my specialty... ;)

Aug 20 2008 3:24PM
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sirskizalot
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can you make me one?
will you ship to canada
Aug 20 2008 5:05PM
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Toomuchie
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no, girls dont afterbang, cause scientists has discovered that they are smarter then boys.
Aug 20 2008 5:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
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This is true. I am a victim of the blue whale on the beach.

Aug 20 2008 5:28PM
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Canuker
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What the fuck is afterbang?
Aug 20 2008 5:32PM
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Ryanvdonk
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i thought you were a former victim of mouse in the house, or are these incidents related?
Aug 20 2008 5:32PM
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NGA
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hahahaha yea
Aug 20 2008 5:39PM
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RtC.
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oh hahaha that is nice...

This thread is real tight.

Mine just kinda cries, something about her dad!
Aug 20 2008 5:39PM
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jimmer
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you know you can't get a girl pregnant if she's on top.....gravity.
Aug 20 2008 5:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Well we'll just call them dolphins instead of blue whales.
Aug 20 2008 5:57PM
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beckywhe2
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women everywhere hate you....
Aug 20 2008 6:09PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
and you too.
Aug 20 2008 6:15PM
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laurence^
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it would hawt
sexy skier chick with afterbangs....dammnnnnnnnnnnn
Aug 20 2008 6:19PM
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Bab.
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i heard every girl can do it you only have to rub on the gspot for a long time.
Aug 20 2008 7:01PM
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jimmer
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but i love you?
Aug 20 2008 7:12PM
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beckywhe2
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Aww ok. You just won my heart.
Aug 20 2008 7:16PM
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beckywhe2
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Wow today is just my day now. I take back everything negative i ever said earlyer in this thread!
Aug 20 2008 7:24PM
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thenakedcellist
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FAIL
Aug 20 2008 8:32PM
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chames
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if i saw a girl afterbang i'd punch her in the gooch

Aug 20 2008 8:46PM
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NICK.VT
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hahahahahahahahhaha i've never heard that one!
the image that just put in my noggin is pretty funny, expecially if its a fat guy
Aug 20 2008 8:57PM
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seemeski
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No you don't need it. You only take the afterbang if you forgot to take your prebang birthcontrol. If you took all those pills in one day you'd feel very sick. And girls aren't steezy enough to afterbang...
http://bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
Aug 20 2008 9:16PM
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mski
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i think you got that backwards there, if at all.

and yes that didnt make sense but niether does where this thread is going. Joke got old fast! Sweet!
Aug 20 2008 10:20PM
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acc
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this thread is awesome
Aug 20 2008 10:33PM
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Malcolm
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yea dude i ship within canada. ill add extra tomatos and mayonaise for you aswell. should take a week to ship
Aug 20 2008 10:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Naw dawg.

Bitch, go make me a sandwich - turkey please, so I can fall asleep.
Aug 20 2008 10:54PM
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Ryanvdonk
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i want a steak, and some mashed taters....NOW WOMAN!!!
Aug 20 2008 10:56PM
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chames
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naww you definately need to switch everything in this around
Aug 20 2008 10:57PM
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Peter.
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well my picture of roses trumps your imaginary roses.  looks like i win the hand of the fair lady

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Aug 20 2008 10:57PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Remember on March 14th when I put that steak under the broiler? Well, you're going to get the same exact steak except a little bit chewier. Oh and instant taters. See how you like it now...
Aug 20 2008 11:00PM
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beckywhe2
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i'm in love.

Aug 20 2008 11:01PM
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JonathonChandler
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It means having intercourse twice in a short period of time. Afterbang is specifically refering to the second intercourse.
Aug 21 2008 12:34AM
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Ryanvdonk
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well you can't screw up instant taters, and its not my fault you cant cook.
Aug 21 2008 2:59AM
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[MEGAMO]
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if emeril made a steezy sandwich after slaying the ladies, would it be called afterbam?
Aug 21 2008 3:40AM
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CS_Films
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Ha.  I didnt open this thread for awhile because i was like god anoher afterbang thread but i am so pissed i didnt read this before.  I just laughed my ass of at work and the office manager was like whats so funny.  oops
Aug 21 2008 9:38AM
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Shpadoinkle
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You have no idea what my cooking ability really is, so don't judge me, monkey. You haven't even had my famous coconut cake or my famous jambalaya yet.


That was quite a derail from afterbang.

Aug 21 2008 10:15AM
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