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ElasmoSkiChick
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EAT EAT EAT EAT, EAT EAT EAT EAT
Ate last night, ate the night before, gunna eat tonight like I never ate before. 'Cuz when I eat I'm as happy as can BEEEEEEEEE. 'Cuz I'm a member of the E-A-T!

Yes, I'm obsessed with food. I love food. Food is my life. Food and skiing. I breathe food. I dream of food. I am the biggest food-eating pig on this site, and anyone who challenges that can eat my food-loaded shit. I love almost all food. There are few exceptions (pig, onions, mom's quiche), but yes. I can eat more than you! HAHA!!!!!!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
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Oct 25 2003 11:12PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
GRRRRRRRRR This is about INJESTING food into your mouth... Not Exjesting food. Hehehe, cool word.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:54PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hahaha exjesting ive got to use that word


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:55PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
i saw a gorilla exjest food into its hand then ingest it through its mouth

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:55PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
entasterbate... ejectulate
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Oct 25 2003 11:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
STOP IT FOOLS! You're destroying my beautiful thread. You shall die! Exjest is my word, thank you.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:57PM
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TheWorst
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hahaha birds r stupid they exjest n then let there babies injest it


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:57PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
watch you talkin bout willis!?
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Oct 25 2003 11:58PM
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freeze_pooter
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hahahahahahahahaha i love this thread best one in a while. good one oatesie

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:58PM
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freeze_pooter
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i prefer webster even punky brooster overgary coleman


'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 25 2003 11:59PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
big bird is smart though


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
sk3bums signature is steezasleezy
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 26 2003 12:02AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
come on oatesie make your thong thread

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 12:05AM
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TheWorst
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hahaha


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 12:09AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
FUCK YOU ALL! You're all fired. FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 12:16AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
i just ate a cookie and some honey nut cheerios

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 12:16AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
strawberry milkshake
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Oct 26 2003 12:18AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
cactus cracker

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 12:19AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i just had a homecooked meal, it was good, like fresh powder, puppies, flowers and gang violence
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 12:23AM
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freeze_pooter
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yum! aint nothin like gang violence

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 12:24AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
and rasberry tortes, also good
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 12:27AM
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TheWorst
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im eating a fudgesicle rite now :)


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 10:38AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
ya same, i never really get full...
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Oct 26 2003 11:05AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I'm hungry!
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 26 2003 11:05AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i thought i was ure life...


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 26 2003 4:42PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
sarah, you so crazy
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Oct 26 2003 5:06PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Of course, you too Pete.

Yes Dan, yes I is.

I'm eating Cheez-Its right now. I ate lots and lots last night. Yeehaw!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 6:09PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
um. I'm eating fudge right now
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 26 2003 6:10PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i hope that's the only thing you're doing to that fudge
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Oct 26 2003 6:15PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Hahahaah. Remember everything I ate last night, Micah?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 6:18PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
lol how could i forget........... .................. ..... she almost ate herself.. quite impressive that sarah quite impressive... only a few more inches to go :-P
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 26 2003 6:20PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yoga
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 26 2003 6:35PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
mmmmmmm yogat
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 26 2003 6:37PM
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Dallan!
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:E





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Oct 26 2003 6:37PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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I take yoga twice a week...


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 7:15PM
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Dallan!
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how fun is that to set an example?





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Oct 26 2003 7:34PM
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TheWorst
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do u chew on yourself when u dont have any food to eat?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 8:44PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
like homer^

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 8:45PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
mmmmmmmm forbidden donut
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 8:53PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
*refering to the waffle on the ceiling homer thought was jesus* Homer - 'mmmmmm sac-religious'





-Pat
Oct 26 2003 8:58PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
mmmmm yellow snow
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Oct 27 2003 11:29AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Mmmmmm, I just went to the store and bought two doughnuts and a box of Reese's Puffs... Sooo yummy. First time in a long time that I've eaten cereal other that Honey Bunches of Oats and Basic 4.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:35PM
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Mattman
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don't worry I don't fudgepack it,

ewww lol
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:40PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, you had that one coming


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:00PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol yes I did, umm viallna fudge, oh shit!!!

u sick basterds
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 1:01PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^You thought of that one yourself. I think YOU'RE the sick bastard!



-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:05PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
no really I was eating Vanilla fudge it good, don't you think it's good Sarah?
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 1:07PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I like the mint chocolate kind


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:09PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
did your parents find out you skpped today?
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 27 2003 10:07PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
concept_dude, thats one thing you dont eat here is ham sandwiches... bad news





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 27 2003 10:13PM
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wolfmansbro
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girls get why to much attention on this site, and even the ones we have yet to prove that ski
-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
Oct 27 2003 10:14PM
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