EAT EAT EAT EAT, EAT EAT EAT EAT
Ate last night, ate the night before, gunna eat tonight like I never ate before. 'Cuz when I eat I'm as happy as can BEEEEEEEEE. 'Cuz I'm a member of the E-A-T!
Yes, I'm obsessed with food. I love food. Food is my life. Food and skiing. I breathe food. I dream of food. I am the biggest food-eating pig on this site, and anyone who challenges that can eat my food-loaded shit. I love almost all food. There are few exceptions (pig, onions, mom's quiche), but yes. I can eat more than you! HAHA!!!!!!
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!