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Tomorrow, I will part with Some of my body.

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connoroh
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At 2:00 tomorrow afternoon, i'm going under the knife, and saying farewell to my tonsils.

They are large, and i got awful sore throats last fall.

I have to stop eating at midnight tonight, and stop drinking at 10 am tomorrow morning.

My friend had his out earlier this year, and said it was by far the worst experience of his life. "Swallowing water was like drinking a sandstorm".

I'm all loaded up on homeopathic medicines for soft tissue repair and pain/ swelling, and i hopefully will get some percocets.



Now, what would you eat for 2 hours if you basically couldn't eat for about 5-10 days afterword? and has anyone had theres out in teenage years (i'm 17).



bleh. I'll update this when i come out of the hospital on morphene tomorrow.




Aug 13 2008 10:10PM
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3ski6guy0
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ask them to put them in a jar so you can put them in your room.
Aug 13 2008 10:11PM
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k-rob
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ahhh man, i was hoping for something awesome like an arm.
Aug 13 2008 10:12PM
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_steezefiend8
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i would eat taco bell and spaghetti. but i also thoguth it was going to be a hand or somethign.
Aug 13 2008 10:14PM
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babujib
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ill give you 5 bucks if you fry them up and eat them, with video
Aug 13 2008 10:14PM
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skiizy
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i assumed it would be something immature like his dick is going away into some girl, or something like that
Aug 13 2008 10:15PM
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2+2=5
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i was expecting something about hallucinogens
Aug 13 2008 10:16PM
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Tinga
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well certainly not any pudding. you'll hate that next week.
Aug 13 2008 10:16PM
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connoroh
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i already hate pudding. And applesauce.
Aug 13 2008 10:16PM
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comeatmebro
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it's pretty badass. it hurts for like a day or two, get painkillers if possible. tell them you can't stand the pain. basically i ate ice cream for 3 meals a day for about a month. it was awesome, i gained like 10 pounds, but it was awesome. then you have the occasional pudding and applesauce in between. have fun.
Aug 13 2008 10:23PM
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Mezmerize19
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can you really ask to keep them in a jar?
Aug 13 2008 10:23PM
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connoroh
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did you have them out recently? or when you were like 6.
Aug 13 2008 10:26PM
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comeatmebro
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13. tonsils and adenoids got taken out. so 3 years ago.
Aug 13 2008 10:32PM
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tomahawk
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dude dont be a pussy grow a pair and get a hold of yourself g.
i had an injury and couldnt eat for half a year.
Aug 13 2008 10:34PM
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babujib
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well arent you just a stud
Aug 13 2008 10:37PM
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Pippin
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if it were me i'd go to subway, by 5 foot long subs, bring them back home and eat till you fall aspleep, and then when you wake up start eating again.
Aug 13 2008 10:39PM
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Peter.
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go get a 4bi9 burger son
Aug 13 2008 11:10PM
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A-Style**
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ya i got mine out this year (im 17) its really not THAT bad. pretty intense just sleep all day and take drugs then get off the drugs after about a week (they made me hella sick). its not that bad, kinda gross when you cough out bloody lougies
Aug 13 2008 11:26PM
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comeatmebro
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on an unrelated note, happy gilmore is my favorite comedy ever.
Aug 13 2008 11:28PM
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dwigt
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the biggest steak u have ever eaten
Aug 13 2008 11:43PM
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Mooose...
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10 bucks worth of Taco Bell Gordita Supreme's

then for the next meal get a triple lobster.
Aug 13 2008 11:53PM
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m.brus
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HAHA...fun stuff. I had to do that when I was like six and I ate basically only jello for a week. I love jello

Aug 13 2008 11:54PM
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breckfreeskier
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show up hammered drunk at 10 am tomorrow and claim that you thought they wanted you to drink until 10 AM
Aug 13 2008 11:59PM
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ReedSkis~
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I remember getting my adenoids out... it was kinda painful but besides that you get to watch tv all day and sleep... get used to ice cream, pudding, jello and applesauce... maybe soup
Aug 14 2008 12:01AM
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solitaryman
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I honestly thought it was gonna be  your dick... but on a different note go to your local burger place.
Aug 14 2008 12:01AM
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Jwalk
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animal burger from a&w
Aug 14 2008 12:08AM
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skithe49th
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haha you should do it! you wouldnt feel that shit either.
Aug 14 2008 12:24AM
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alev
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yoda says weed to be smoked by you lessens pain young padawan
Aug 14 2008 12:28AM
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dweezileast
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haha NICE new icon lev
Aug 14 2008 12:42AM
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connoroh
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off to the hospital.
Aug 14 2008 11:19AM
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Dylan_
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i got my adenoids out when i was 7. wasn't that scary until the Anastasia part came, but i was fine. and free popsicles when you're done recovering!
Aug 14 2008 11:23AM
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Malcolm
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shit now im hungry. those subway cookies are so delicious
Aug 14 2008 11:31AM
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gordie.
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have fun connor
Aug 14 2008 11:39AM
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steevner
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bahahaha! that's hilarious
Aug 14 2008 11:58AM
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GetPitted
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I had my tonsils and adenoids out, deviated septum fixed, and sinuses cleaned, all in one surgery...Worst 2 weeks of my life.
Aug 14 2008 2:32PM
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hael
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"They are large, and i got awful sore throats"











....that's what she said.


dear god i am immature.
Aug 14 2008 2:33PM
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steve.o
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ask them for the bottle of liquid hydrocodone that shit is bomb
Aug 14 2008 3:46PM
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SARTRON
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dont be a bitch, i got mine out last year over christmas and yea it hurt but i was fine like a week after i got it done. the best thing to do is NOT sit around at home, go out and get your mind off the pain.

hydrocodone was fun though
Aug 14 2008 4:02PM
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iluvBread
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i got mine out in 7th grade and it is pretty miserable for the 1st week.....it hurts like a bitch just to swallow your own saliva and throughout the week youll cough of black scabs from your throat...really sucks
Aug 14 2008 4:13PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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dude. its anesthesia, anastasia is like a movie for 6 year old girls
Aug 14 2008 4:42PM
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smooticus
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oh wah, man up. its not that bad. Plus the feeling you get when you wake up is awesome
Aug 14 2008 4:47PM
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connoroh
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well. I'm back. It sucks.

I got percocets.



And for all the people saying man up. - i have a feeling you got them out when you were little. You get better in a matter of 2-3 days then. I'm supposed to take 7-10.


ITs not awwwwful. but it really does suck. Especially that its summer. fuck me.





Aug 14 2008 7:58PM
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AALT
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Yes i got sugery and its awesome, you feel so happy.
Aug 14 2008 8:20PM
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oiECSoi
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yup, yup, yup. got that shit when i dislocated my elbow was on it for about a week. apparently the  funniest movie i have ever seen was cool runnings all hopped up on that shit. and i watched a bunch of random movies that were also hilarious on it like the mighty ducks movies, cars, and of course teenage mutant ninja turtles. lets just say it was a fun week.
Aug 14 2008 9:29PM
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[MEGAMO]
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i thought this was gonna be about your foreskin
Aug 14 2008 10:22PM
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