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What's the very first thing you'd do when you realize you're rich

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uosdwiSrjewoH
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What would you do the exact moment you're rich, and i mean the exact moment. Whether you won the lottery, or after years of hard work, working your way up the corporate ladder, it doesn't matter, but the exact moment you're like "holy shit, i'm rich!" What would you do?

I would hire a scibe. This scribe's job will be to be ready with a pad of paper and a ridiculously high quality pen, and whenever i say "write that down", the scribe will throw that thought down onto paper faster than you can say "write that down". Then at the end of the day, i will tell the scribe to put all of my thoughts onto a blog, and i will never need to write down my obscure and crazy thoughts on this blog again. But i will put a link to my new "scriblog", as i'll call it, on this blog, so anyone who is wondering about the inner most thoughts of my cavernous skull can find them.
Aug 11 2008 1:42PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Buy the $1,000 "I am Rich" iPhone application.. ?
Aug 11 2008 10:51PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
ok well, buy a Beamer, and ski whenever I wanted.

I wouldnt tell anyone though so I wouldnt attract assholes.

invest the rest.
Aug 11 2008 10:55PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
idk i would jsut save it and only use it when i had to
Aug 11 2008 11:01PM
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JSskier
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
of course i'd ski bum out west in a mansion with my own staff and keep enough to live on but i'd probably donate a lot to something like save the children. those commercials have always made me feel like i should be doing something.
Aug 11 2008 11:12PM
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morocco_mole
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
Jew
Aug 11 2008 11:38PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
rent a condo/house/apartment whatevr and throw a super sick party
mucho alchoho, mucho dank, mucho hot strippers, mucho fun

then trash the house completely.


then buy a nice home in whistler and ski 24/7
Aug 12 2008 12:15AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
i would buy a midget that i could ride to work everyday
Aug 12 2008 12:50AM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
haha, comedic gold
Aug 12 2008 1:06AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
what a doof.,
Aug 12 2008 1:10AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
buy a sick car that can out run police helicopters...
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and race across the continental US.
Aug 12 2008 1:33AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
donate $10,000 to NS.  then if i was a billionaire id buy some mountain in Alaska and id make it the biggest freestyle mountain in the world and id make the backside the best powder place in the world.
Aug 12 2008 1:39AM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
buy a large but tasteful house in whistler, life time passes for me and all my friends, ski gear, a house for my brother and one for my mom, and i would buy my local ski shop, give 1/4 to my friend and invest it, and then live comfortably for the rest of my life buying what i wanted/needed and doing the same for my family and friends


oh yeah and i would buy sammy carlson



NO HOMO
Aug 12 2008 3:33AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
i forgot, I would make my house, completely energy independent
Aug 12 2008 4:09AM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
i'd buy like 15 white purebred arabian horses, and make their forelocks all gelled so it looked like they were unicorns.
Aug 12 2008 3:16PM
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W.o.R.d
Posts: 570 - Karma: 18
and hire a staff of midgets to work on it.
Aug 12 2008 3:26PM
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