partially because hes stabbing his dad because of a haircut, but more so because he did it with a lil mini sword, like not a knife, but an actually sword, but tiny. also he threw a bag of shells at his dad to try to keep him away. lol.
lol i just picture this being some like 16 year old emo crybaby kid, his dad screaming at him to get a haircut and a job and hes like nooo dad i reject your conformist ways, you cant control me! now face the wrath of mini excalibur! kushaaaaaa!!!
shortly after dropping his father with a mini-sword, the distraught teen falcon punched his mother and fled the house. he is reportedly still missing. Police warn that the teen is armed with an assortment of mini weapons, including a mini bowstaff and trebuchet.
like what is he thinking? im pissed at my dad, to the point where i want to hurt/ kill him, what should i use? looks around the room, lets see table lamp,chair, decorative rock, oh wait no ill throw that bag of shells at him then stab him with my miniature replica of excalibur. lol