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Stabbing over a haircut

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gordie.
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i find this utterly hilarious.

http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/WestVolusia/wvlWEST05080608.htm




partially because hes stabbing his dad because of a haircut, but more so because he did it with a lil mini sword, like not a knife, but an actually sword, but tiny. also he threw a bag of shells at his dad to try to keep him away. lol.




Aug 9 2008 11:49PM
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Shadows
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the comments on that article are right. definitely some other issues here. typical rednecks.
Aug 9 2008 11:53PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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ahahaha i think i just woke my mom up laughing so hard
Aug 9 2008 11:53PM
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gordie.
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lol i just picture this being some like 16 year old emo crybaby kid, his dad screaming at him to get a haircut and a job and hes like nooo dad i reject your conformist ways, you cant control me! now face the wrath of mini excalibur! kushaaaaaa!!!
Aug 9 2008 11:59PM
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iluvBread
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hahahahahahahaha holy shit
Aug 10 2008 12:04AM
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doublexl
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what a lil faggot. if my kid ever did that to me, ...i dont even know what id do. id be like are you fucking joking right meow?
Aug 10 2008 12:11AM
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Dylan_
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haha funny shit
Aug 10 2008 12:11AM
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Jwalk
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a 10 inch mini sorwd what
Aug 10 2008 1:02AM
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artfullydodged
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shortly after dropping his father with a mini-sword, the distraught teen falcon punched his mother and fled the house. he is reportedly still missing. Police warn that the teen is armed with an assortment of mini weapons, including a mini bowstaff and trebuchet.
Aug 10 2008 1:11AM
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hey_dude_its_me
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on Cops last night, this kid was going to shoot this girls dad because he said the girl took his soda...
Aug 10 2008 6:46AM
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NC-skier
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hahaha
Aug 10 2008 8:22AM
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skiEER
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seems like there might be more the to the story
Aug 10 2008 9:32AM
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3ski6guy0
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The teenager, who said he was afraid his father was going to hit him, first threw a bag of seashells at his father before stabbing him, deputies states.

hahaha

Aug 10 2008 10:20AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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"son you need a haircut..."

"FUCK OFF DAD I DONT WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY HAIIIIRRRR!!!"

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Aug 10 2008 11:05AM
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DopeSauce
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Hahahahahaha. Yeah he was probably an emo or something. 

My mom wouldn't let me cut my hair even if I wanted to haha
Aug 10 2008 3:45PM
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Calb3rt
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hahaha golden!
Aug 10 2008 4:02PM
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Myfirstname.
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Bahaha! It's so true.
Aug 10 2008 4:08PM
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0123456789
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haah he threw a bag of seashells first
Aug 10 2008 4:32PM
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gordie.
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like what is he thinking? im pissed at my dad, to the point where i want to hurt/ kill him, what should i use? looks around the room, lets see table lamp,chair, decorative rock, oh wait no ill throw that bag of shells at him then stab him with my miniature replica of excalibur. lol
Aug 10 2008 7:24PM
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steezyjibber
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pisses me off
Aug 10 2008 7:39PM
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ChrisMercer
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sounds like someone was reading shakespear in their english course (I think that's what you learn sophmore year).
Aug 10 2008 9:29PM
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Avifarer
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I wanted to stab my hair dresser after the haircut i got the other day
Aug 10 2008 9:32PM
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STREETS
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haha same .
Aug 10 2008 10:13PM
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AALT
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[IMG]lglan.net/vbdump/dan/5470_you_suck_at_life.jpg[/IMG]



that kid sure does.
Aug 10 2008 10:47PM
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AALT
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DAMNIT
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