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A must see, "how to ski rails" fuckin hilarious.

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SEABURN
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boo-urns

http://www.expertvillage.com/video/66936_skiing-advanced-rails.htm

this seems inaccurate. not to mention the spin out at the end is real shitty.


++karma if you embed, I couldn't figure out this player.
Aug 3 2008 1:55PM
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dowalibeast
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How to Ski Rails: Snow Skiing Tips -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

Aug 3 2008 2:02PM
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treesmann
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completely legit instruction
Aug 3 2008 2:03PM
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A_Davis
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Expert village owes me a minute and 41 seconds of my life.
Aug 3 2008 2:04PM
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babujib
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"and thats how you ski a rail"
i hate expert village the instruction is so bogus
Aug 3 2008 2:09PM
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SEABURN
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thanks.
Aug 3 2008 2:10PM
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ThaLetterM.
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cool hat douchebag
Aug 3 2008 2:12PM
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shortdawg
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yea that cunt really looked like an expert.
Aug 3 2008 2:12PM
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urbanjib
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hahahhha...they have to use some1 diff. for the ending
Aug 3 2008 2:13PM
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doGelyst
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is that gonna be in the NS movie? I hope so. you can learn so much from that....
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Aug 3 2008 2:32PM
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SWA666ER
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hahaha i hope he was joking
Aug 3 2008 2:46PM
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GGreene
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hahaha i just loled so hard at teh slow motion replays.
"and thats how you ski a rail."
Aug 3 2008 2:49PM
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sirskizalot
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he landed sideways at the end
Aug 3 2008 2:51PM
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Jmanski
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haha very nice
Aug 3 2008 3:04PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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that would be the best intro ever, that video, then boom good skiing
Aug 3 2008 3:12PM
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SeanK
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i cant wait to take this to the slopes
Aug 3 2008 3:51PM
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heFF
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hef ucking slid it straight what the hell
Aug 3 2008 3:57PM
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Scolson
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wow ive been doing them wrong all along
Aug 3 2008 4:05PM
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Kevski
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That was hilarious. He should stick to teaching pizza and french fries.
Aug 3 2008 4:08PM
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rlee
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when he said he was going to lean forward on that flat down he just leant back, haha what a nonse
Aug 3 2008 4:09PM
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tommihq
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Okay who did this? I know it has to be someone from NS, no one else would have that much talent and steeze
Aug 3 2008 4:20PM
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DetroitJIBBER
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50/50 on skis = the must uncool thing you can do on skis.
Aug 3 2008 4:32PM
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KarmaSkiier
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haha he kills
Aug 3 2008 4:36PM
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KAS
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He lands like he just went off a kicker or something.
Aug 3 2008 4:39PM
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MrJesseHealy
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How to Snow Ski Backwards -- powered by ExpertVillage.com
Aug 3 2008 4:55PM
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rlee
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its the backpack which does it for me, he just looks so cool! i need to get one? anyone spot the make?
Aug 3 2008 5:00PM
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tie.
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yup that's exactly how you ski a rail
Aug 3 2008 5:02PM
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rlee
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,144
just seen the one where he teaches you how to stretch, he knows his stuff!
Aug 3 2008 5:08PM
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Publicservice29
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i love how they cut the last shot because we all know he fell from the way he came off
Aug 3 2008 5:17PM
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joey.
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its coming back
Aug 3 2008 5:37PM
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babujib
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You french-fry when you should pizza, your gonna have a bad time
Aug 3 2008 5:43PM
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MatRich
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ahh crap iv been doing it wrong this whole time..... thats why im not in the x games yet... ahhhhhhhh.
Aug 3 2008 5:56PM
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GGreene
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hahaha when i saw his backback i almost cried. and i believe its a north face
Aug 3 2008 6:09PM
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JEWbacca
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this is fuckin legit shit. listen up people.
Aug 3 2008 6:21PM
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Reed.S
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i love the backpack hes luggin
Aug 3 2008 6:28PM
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J-mo44
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anyone else have an urge to punch and be like '' wrong! WRONG!.. WRONGGGGGGGGG ''
Aug 3 2008 6:33PM
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Obsessedwski
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thats a box cunt!! how does this goof even know what an urban rail is
Aug 3 2008 6:46PM
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VTtreeskier
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Im kinda picturing the intro going through his instruction bullshit, then all of a sudden some real thug skier beatin the shit out of him and then saying "ns, keeping our parks gaper free" then bam the good skiing
Aug 3 2008 6:47PM
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ATLskier
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shit... never knew how to attach a lift ticket until now...

Lift Ticket Skiing Tips -- powered by ExpertVillage.com
Aug 3 2008 6:59PM
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messplay
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bahhhhhahahaha
Aug 3 2008 7:02PM
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joey.
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these videos are great
Aug 3 2008 7:04PM
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b-kul
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he got so squirrelly just going straight over the flat/ down. hahahaha.
Aug 3 2008 7:12PM
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huckforjesus
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haha, i challenge you to the k13....your gonna have a bad time.
Aug 3 2008 7:56PM
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Aaaron.
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maddd
steeze
Aug 3 2008 7:58PM
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dweezileast
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with those helpful tips, theres no worry of embarassment once i take it to the slopes
Aug 3 2008 8:32PM
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Wapile
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how to spread eagle :D
"you want to visualize and conceptualize"
Aug 3 2008 8:38PM
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3ski6guy0
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i hate these so much. i think this dipshit is at keystone
Aug 3 2008 8:43PM
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Aaaron.
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are those skis twin tippers then? with the fancy binders?
Aug 3 2008 9:06PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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The spread eagle one is great! Simon would have definitely beat tanner if he did one of these super steezy stunts... I'm gonna go pra
Aug 3 2008 9:09PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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The spread eagle one is great! I'm gonna go practice on the tramp... Simon probably would have won X pipe if he spread eagle... haha
Aug 3 2008 9:11PM
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Obsessedwski
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someone please go jump this fucker
Aug 3 2008 10:12PM
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