back in 99 - i was still snowboarding, and my grandma gave be a stack of 411 and Transworld movies for cmas. I didnt even think she knew was snowboarding was! That was BOMB!
Problem is - she still thinks im a snowboarder like 8 years later im still getting snowboard themed things for christmas....but its the thought that counts!
My grandma told me to stop being a pussy and stop smokking weed in her words "Alex if your gonna smoke anything smoke crack because you get higher then smoking any kind of weed" And then she asked me for weed
you dont know how pissed I would be if i got AIDS and didnt even get it from sex - derbski
my grandma is extremely religious and gets me stupid books about people who are super religious and shit... NOT BOMB
Park Etiquette From A Park Ranger: There is no reward for being an idiot. Please clear all landings as quickly as possible, and for the love of the abominable snowman, don't hang out where people may land on you!
my grandma is sweeeeet.
she used to be a drug addict a long time ago (not so cool)
then she quit that and became a therapist for kids with drug problems. (we have discussions regarding drugs as well)
now she's obsessed with watching tennis and wants obama to get the presidency so bad...
I Rip At Perfect North Slopes.
Queen City Procductions.
You know you're skiing in the midwest when you can smell the fries from the top.
PM me for an invite to the PNS cult!
"The joy that I get from skiing...well...that's worth dying for."
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks." -Seth Rogen, Superbad
my grandma guinea pigged the massive gap stepdown last year to start off a sick night shoot. she pretty much stokes me out on the slopes. seeing her stomp the shit out of her tricks just stokes me out, i feel like i progress a lot more when she shreds with me. not to mention all the free swag i get because of her sponsors!