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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
would yo urather spend an enternity in a box or in hell. the box is fit so that you are all scrunched up inside of it. and then it would all be sealed up and taped up etc. so which one?

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 22 2003 11:44PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
hell cause id get to meet hella mob people and hookers


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 22 2003 11:46PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Box. Hell is the worst thing possible isnt it? WOuldnt that mean that no matter how bad something is hell will be worse. its simply that way

-Michael Lifshitz-
Oct 22 2003 11:54PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
yah, mike hell is supposed to be the worst thing, but think of sitting in a little box for enternity. it would be hell too.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 23 2003 12:08AM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
id just rip the cardboard no?


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 23 2003 12:09AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
someone heres smart
flashproductions
http://flashpro.iwarp.com

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Oct 23 2003 12:15AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
^this man is a thinker

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Oct 23 2003 12:16AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
i never said cardboard box and by enternity i mean forever, so that means you can't rip out of it, even if you did you would still be in it, thus occupying the box for eternity.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 23 2003 8:25PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hell, so I can met other people
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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 23 2003 8:32PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
actually if anyone here knew anything about hell they would know a couple of things:
1. worms eat you from the inside out, but forever
2. it's a place of lonliness, you'll never see anyone ever again
3. the fire is hotter than anything ever created, but never gives off light which means:
4. complete darkness
5. feeling of falling, taht will never leave, not the fun kind of falling, but the kind that makes you sick.

hell or a box, which now?


'Regarding a skateboarder's likely response to our visit: insofar as skateboarders have complained, whined, and reacted like Nazis about the rollerblading movement, they have dug their own grave by willingly falling victim to the desires of corporate business men, and becoming the virtual New Kids on the Block of the 21st century. Their self-willed popularity has inevitably marked the end of the grass roots-skateboarding culture, and the beginning of a mass marketed tool for money. Skateboarders have invited everyone into their world, including rollerbladers, by allowing worldwide fame to envelope their culture. Although skateboarders may disaprove of our visit to their secret spot, they may rest assured that this event was initiated/welcomed by their own narcissim.'
-Nick Riggle on their vist to 'The Hook
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Oct 23 2003 8:45PM
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Jimmy_got_game
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
if your were in the box, and you need to shit, wouldn't the box just keep filling with shit. So that means you would die again, but this time its in your shit. I would pick hell.
Oct 23 2003 8:48PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
hell since I can imagine how horrible the box would be. But then again after like a month your body would start getting used to it I suppose.

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Oct 23 2003 8:50PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
haha best newbie post ever. whered you learn all this stuff bout hell? well if its not cardboard, then id knock on the walls till someone let me out.


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 23 2003 8:53PM
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TheWorst
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Jesus hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors!
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Oct 23 2003 8:54PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
newbie posts, whos the newbie? i have more posts than you.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 26 2003 2:10AM
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redgreen
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
i like box...

and i don't want to hear anyone repeta that...

today was sad for me, and probley alot of other ppl too,
but it's a price we all paid, one time or another...
Oct 26 2003 2:25AM
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Dallan!
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hell





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Oct 26 2003 9:12AM
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3ski6guy0
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none
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Oct 26 2003 9:45AM
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TheWorst
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what?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 10:43AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
this thread is screwed up now


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 10:43AM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
bundo, youre a retard. that 'best newb' post wasnt to you. it was to the newbie, the one with like 20 posts. maybe youre retarded, i just dont know


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 26 2003 12:09PM
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hucksterjibber15
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you see, post count means absolutely nothing, its member number, or how long you've been here
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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Oct 26 2003 12:49PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
or maybe your IRL life mean more and your brain activity





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Oct 26 2003 1:10PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
ooh, sorry, i'm colorblind, its ok guys. its ok.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 26 2003 1:31PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
IM RETARTED :)


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 31 2003 4:48PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
RETARDEDLY SEXY! O YA!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 31 2003 4:49PM
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buck490
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i like boxes.

~Jameson~
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Oct 31 2003 6:31PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
you guys are retarded. a box. hell is the worst thing that could ever be created. therefore a box is better. come on, lets work those brain cells!!
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Oct 31 2003 7:06PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
yeah, isnt hell just whatever would be worst for you?
so if your worst fear is being shut in a box forever, that would be hell? but then it could get worse, like being shut in a box forever at incredible heat and searing pain. so i pick the box


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Oct 31 2003 7:12PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha Bundo...

Well, considering I've been through hell and back the past four years of my life, I'm getting a little bored and annoyed with Hell, so I'll have to choose the box.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 31 2003 7:17PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
actually 'what', hell is literal, read revelations


'Regarding a skateboarder's likely response to our visit: insofar as skateboarders have complained, whined, and reacted like Nazis about the rollerblading movement, they have dug their own grave by willingly falling victim to the desires of corporate business men, and becoming the virtual New Kids on the Block of the 21st century. Their self-willed popularity has inevitably marked the end of the grass roots-skateboarding culture, and the beginning of a mass marketed tool for money. Skateboarders have invited everyone into their world, including rollerbladers, by allowing worldwide fame to envelope their culture. Although skateboarders may disaprove of our visit to their secret spot, they may rest assured that this event was initiated/welcomed by their own narcissim.'
-Nick Riggle on their vist to 'The Hook
Daily Bread (Vol. 10 #7)
Oct 31 2003 9:13PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i dont believe in any of it anyway, so it doesnt really matter to me
and what is revelations?


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Oct 31 2003 9:32PM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Hell for sure. I'm going anyways so I'd like to get acquainted early. Plus, I bet they have fucking rockin' tunes playing there, cause we all know that God listens to dance music.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Oct 31 2003 10:07PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
a box, i dont think you guys get it, hell is the worst thing ever..... thebible says so



The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Oct 31 2003 10:30PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^And what if you don't believe the Bible?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 31 2003 10:42PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i've never read the bible, is that bad?
and what is this 'revelations' thing i keep hearing about in random places


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Oct 31 2003 11:18PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
im jewish, is that bad? no
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Nov 1 2003 12:25AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
The box, cos one day you'd die and it would be over, plus david blaine seemed to do ok. Do you get a tv inside the box, or magazines? Do they play metal music in hell, cos that might make me change my mind. I need more information.
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Nov 1 2003 2:00PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
dont you people understand what 'eternity' means?
it means forever, u wont get out, u wont die, nothing of the sort


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Nov 1 2003 5:25PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
agroskate- how the fuck do you know what hell is like, have you been there? have you talked to someone thats been there?

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
Nov 1 2003 5:31PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
^Maybe he has, watch him come back with the proof.
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Nov 1 2003 5:34PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
i dont believe in heaven or hell. i believe in reincarnation and enlightenment.


but if i had to choose, i would pick the box. as stated before, hell is worse that the worst thing imaginable, and it can get much worse than a box for eternity. plus, at least you could wank in the box


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Nov 1 2003 7:42PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
maybe.....it could be hard though, you don't have much room to move.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Nov 1 2003 7:53PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
And you'd get your man juice all over yourself and you'd never be able to clean it up.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 1 2003 7:55PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
^it's better than not wanking though


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Nov 1 2003 8:23PM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Well, can you wank in hell? I was always told by my mother that if I didn't stop I'd go to hell, so that makes me think...

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 1 2003 8:25PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
the likelyhood of anyone ever having to make this choice....0....zilch...nil...never

Just a thought
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Nov 1 2003 9:09PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
no, there is no wanking in hell


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Nov 1 2003 9:21PM
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funkymonk
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thing is, if you've never read any of the texts then your opinion on the existence or non-existence of a heaven or hell really can't be substantiated. Yes, hell is described in revelations, but unless you're a fundamentalist you probably understand that pretty much all of the bible is a metaphor, designed to explain relatively abstract concepts in terms that the populace can understand.

and no, i'm not really religious, i just think about this kinda stuff.



dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.


Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
Nov 2 2003 12:59AM
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funkymonk
Posts: 206 - Karma: 5
oh yeah i guess i forgot to answer the original question.

box, hands down. hell sucks man, any way you slice it. i've seen bill and ted's bogus journey.



dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.


Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
Nov 2 2003 1:00AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i dont believe in heaven or hell, and i have never read any of the texts. my opinion is substantiated by the fact that i do not believe that there is any higher powere or anything of the sort. once you die, you brain stops working, and you dont exist. i have purely scientific beliefs, there is no soul or afterlife, your life will continue untill you body is dead, and thats when it all ends.


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Nov 2 2003 1:20AM
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