Maybe I'm just a downer but I didn't find it all that funny...
"some were liek how many sides does a rhombus was i had no idea ont he cups in 5.5 gallons and what time period we are in but besides those i think im smarter thena 5th grader"
"and tom wallisch reccomended that i get it that size so shutup."
and, yes, you are a downer. you are one of those guys when upon entering the room people think, shit here comes andy, he'll be judging us from the inside out. i used to beat kids like you up in high school.