I thought that was really funny.
And I'm actually getting a new verizon phone soon too. I'm looking at the Voyager and the Samsung sch-i760. Texting without looking would be pretty much impossible on the Dare. And I've seen that the touch screen isn't the best in reviews. Also, it's not pressure sensitive so you can't use a stylis, which I like. I'm leaning toward the i760, because it seems good for me. It really all depends on your personal preferences.
fuck them all the iphones where its at