MY ENTIRE bathroom is full of week-old shit and a few red peppers I think but its disgusting and it's EVERYWHERE and now my entire house smells like shit and I puked and now I'm wet naked and scared what should I dooo
I'm serious you guys. I can't afford a plumber and my dad isn't home and so I'm perched on the back porch trying to get some fresh air but I think one of the house windows is open because I still smell it.
Who knows anything about plumbing? I tried using a toilet plunger to get the roll out but I pulled too hard and it just exploded right in my hands, then the water kicked on and I couldn't shut off the valve in time and it is HORRIBLE.
I was up until 4:00 AM drawing in my sketchbook and before going to bed I took a shit. There was little toilet paper left and so I wiped my asshole with what was left but threw the wad of paper in the trash and the cardboard roll in the toilet because sometimes I do things backwards when I'm spaced out.
The next morning I went to my mom's house for the week. A week had passed, and last night I stayed at my dad's. This morning I forgot about my backwards shitfest and used the toilet again and when I tried to flush it was pandamonium.
And a bucket won't help because it won't help me get the roll dislodged from my pipes.