A couple years ago I was in Jackson and I was staying at this cabin-style hotel that a bunch of spring breakers from University of Kentucky were also renting. Their first night in, they bought three kegs (for 20 people) and styed up most of the night drinking and carrying on. Two days later I ended up on a chairlift with two guys from the group, so to make conversation I asked how far they'd gotten on the kegs. They said that by 2AM, one girl was freaking out because she couldn't find her boyfriend. The police ended up being called, and they found the boyfriend an hour later--he had locked himself inside a garage, naked, and was trying to chop his way out with an axe.
His court date was the day after they were scheduled to leave.
got the "i would totally fuck you right now..... if u werent you" by the girl i like
so decided to get even more intoxicated and blackouted in a snowbank shirtless. but magically woke up in a bed in one of my friends houses like 5 miles from where i last remember being
mine is short but i still laugh about it
so i was drunk leaving this party and got in my car with my girlfriend we were leaving and i kinda had to piss but i wasnt to worried about it, anyways se started kissing my neck and stuff, then all the sudden i was getting road head, so it happened for a few mins or so, i hit a bump and strait up pissed alittle in her mouth