hot teacher with MASSIVE tits
teacher: Brian!, you need to pay attention to me more in class!
me: I'm paying attention, just not at your mouth.
teacher: gives me the stare (female bitch stare)
it wasnt a teacher, but this old guy cut off a snowboarder at my mountain, and the snowboarder came back and cut off the old dude, and when they got to the chairlift they started fighting and then the old guy was like, "You're a Dick!", adn the snowboarder was like, "Well you're old!!!!!"
it was awesome
a kid in my french class in 8th grade was late two days in a row the teacher asked why he was late the first day he said there was a burning building and there was a kid in it so he saved the kid, the second day he said there was a bear in the hallway.