Site your grandma as telling you the story. Depending on the timeframe, site your parents. If you need "credible" sources, than you can't really do a story like that can you. wikipedia can't help you there.
"I kinda felt like a dork just now...I was taking a dump butt naked except for my socks, goggles, and a condom beanie while talking to you and trying to open a bag of peanuts": thefilmerguy, on the phone with me
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