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Longest time spent peeing

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*AC*
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
lets hear your peeing records. the other day i had to hold it in for over 4 hours. i peed non stop for a minute 32
Jul 20 2008 9:59PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
get the fuck outta here
Jul 20 2008 10:00PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
something near a minute....  always when i wake up i pee for a fuckin long time, especiallly if i got drunk on beer
Jul 20 2008 10:00PM
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eheath
Posts: 61102 - Karma: 118,261
I did a golden century club, aka 100 shots of beer in 100 mins without pissing, that was a long as piss after that.
Jul 20 2008 10:02PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
3 weeks ago i think i may have hit a minute
Jul 20 2008 10:02PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
held it for about 6 hours and pissed for about 2 min
Jul 20 2008 10:04PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
the hot new thing i hear is peeing with a view. like a scenic piss. amazing.
Jul 20 2008 10:09PM
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skinnylove
Posts: 6807 - Karma: 167
2 minutes maybe?
Jul 20 2008 10:11PM
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*AC*
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
peeing out of a moving car is pretty sweet too, dont do it in your own car, pee usually gets in and on it.
Jul 20 2008 10:13PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
around a minute and a half it was in the mourning and it was insane and felt so good
Jul 20 2008 10:14PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
haha this thread is ridiculous
Jul 20 2008 10:29PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
My dog got 1:37 or 1:57
That right, I fkin stopwatched that bitch.
Jul 20 2008 11:00PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
somewhere around a minute

longest continuous fart? somewhere between 20 and 35 seconds. i dont know how it happened, all i know is that it happened.
Jul 20 2008 11:10PM
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Jmanski
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 13
today i refused to leave the dark knight in the middle to pee because it was so good and after it i peed for like a minute and now my bladder is just sore...
Jul 20 2008 11:14PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
bout a minute and a half after i finshed a good ol' game of edward 40 hands
Jul 20 2008 11:17PM
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KL.
Posts: 679 - Karma: 167
it all depends what if u pinched ur dick and trickled it out to make it last longer? is that a diqualification cuz i know u could go way longer that way haha
Jul 20 2008 11:22PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
3 days
Jul 20 2008 11:25PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
I've done that once to haha


probably a minute or minute and a half

Jul 20 2008 11:28PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
you guys are all retarded. it is not humanly possible.  take a stopwatch and time a minute or two minutes right now.  then imagine peeing for that long.  the average piss is probably like 7 seconds
Jul 20 2008 11:32PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hahaha i would have never thought people actually take the time to time their peeing seshh lawlz haha and apparently farts too...
Jul 20 2008 11:36PM
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*AC*
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
wo oh!! not impossible. hold it in for an ungodly amount of time, until it hurts and your dick grows rigid with pee, then time it. you pee for a long long time.. it has to be continuous by the way no pinching bull shit
Jul 20 2008 11:52PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
if your a 11 year old than yeah
Jul 20 2008 11:52PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
i pissed what my body didnt take from a litre bottle of coke at once one time...i swear to god i fell asleep, woke up for the finale, then blacked out and woke up 3 hours later....
Jul 20 2008 11:57PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
i know ive got to have been close to 2 mintes a few times
Jul 21 2008 12:03AM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
I have stop watched myself when I was younger at 1:30 plus so whoever said its not possible yeah it definitely is not crazy to hit two minutes.

And when I was really young I had a bladder infection and so they were like flushing my bladder or something..  I was peeing for a steady 20 minutes.
Jul 21 2008 12:59AM
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kylemiller
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
this one time at breck i had to bee so bad i was on the chairlift it hurt, i couldnt move my legs i peed for like 54. secs
Jul 21 2008 2:05AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hahaha its funny this thread is really all guys, do any of you girls seriously time your peeing? lawlz
Jul 21 2008 2:14AM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
I held it all the way through the 3rd lord of the rings....i got up to 81 seconds.
Jul 21 2008 2:15AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
exactly the same hahaha
Jul 21 2008 2:17AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
forget you guys.... it might feel like 2 minutes... its not 2 mintues.... its more like 45 seconds it just feels so much longer

once i held my breath for 2 minutes 53 seconds and i passed out!
Jul 21 2008 2:22AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
CLAIM... your body wont let it happen, befor you pass out you breath involuntarily
Jul 21 2008 2:27AM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
actually no.  I've timed myself.  Haven't in probably six or eight years but I was damn near two minutes.
Jul 21 2008 2:32AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
i peed in this girls butt for 3:58. it was amazing.
Jul 21 2008 2:37AM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
haha classic
Jul 21 2008 8:13AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
you sir, must have one giant dick.
Jul 21 2008 12:27PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299

It's a sad thing when you come onto a forum and tell everyone that you think urine is stored in your dick.

Jul 21 2008 12:35PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
when ever I gotta pee real bad its never more than 30 seconds but a lot of the time Ill just wake up head over to the bathroom not really feelin like I gotta go and then just go for 2 minutes
Jul 21 2008 12:42PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
im gonna drink like 3 gallons of water and hold it as long as i can then ill time myself
Jul 21 2008 1:07PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17
i really think ive hit two..
Jul 21 2008 1:23PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
that's a recipe for death, just letting you know! Some woman died doing that for some radio competition to win a wii. It was called hold your wee for a wii. She still lost.
Jul 21 2008 1:47PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
well its too late now i didnt chug 5 glasses of water for nothing
Jul 21 2008 1:49PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
like 30 seconds
Jul 21 2008 2:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Negative.
Jul 21 2008 2:22PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
38.52 but i shot a solid 16.45 about 3 minutes later and then a 7.36 another 3 minutes after that...i guess im more of a burst urinater than endurance
Jul 21 2008 2:44PM
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TAY-POM
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
my time is reting between one and and a half mins i was camping and i drank 11 dr.peppers in like 3 hours and i pissed like a flippin race horse
Jul 21 2008 2:50PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I am gonna try the same experiment as you and see what I can get

I hope I don't die
Jul 21 2008 3:20PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
i think my stomuch is going to explode and i have to piss soooooooooo bad fuck
Jul 21 2008 3:33PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
your gonna end up having to pee like every five minutes even after you unload your first one
Jul 21 2008 4:23PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
I've had some pretty long ones, I used to have a kidney disease in which my kidneys leaked protein ijnto the rest of my body, so I would become all swollen.  the doctor would give me meds to "flush" my body of it all, and I would basically just piss alot, very often and lose madddd amounts of weight (im fairly average sized as well, 6'1" 180).  One weekend I lost 45 pounds and noone recognized me in school the following week.
Jul 21 2008 5:11PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Bullshit 45 pounds in 3 days would seriously fuck you up.
Jul 21 2008 5:37PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
it did seriously fuck me up, I passed out like 3 times, and wound up in the hospital hooked up to an IV.. haha, and I didnt take anything over my dosage either
Jul 21 2008 7:05PM
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