You sir, can derlick my balls.
You're missing the point of "classic"
Some people just don't understand that sometimes you like a car because it stirs you loins. Not because of it's 0-60 or skidpad. People who only read into the numbers are idiots.
Case in point:
It's got relatively shitty performance... no way around it, but my god. I'd do some horrible things to drive it.