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Name my future raccoon

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pat_in_the_hat
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ok, so theres a raccoon that is living around our house. it comes out at night and eats my dogs food, and makes noise. we have seen him a couple of times, but the other night he got in a fight with my dog and my brother (he has an afro). the coon obviously won. so y goal for the remainder of the summer is to capture this wild animal, tame him and treat him as if he were part of the family. the only thing i am hesitant about is wat to name him. so go forth and enlighten me a name for a raccoon. p.s. he is the deffinition of a goggle tan
Jul 18 2008 7:15PM
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k-rob
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name him pat
Jul 18 2008 7:17PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
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Juan the Bandito. Or some other mexican name.
Jul 18 2008 7:43PM
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artfullydodged
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mark wahlberg
Jul 18 2008 7:56PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Marky Mark!


Personally, I think you should name him Shooter McGavin.
Jul 18 2008 8:31PM
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Malcolm
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post vids of u trying to catch him please. oh and then him steeze
Jul 18 2008 8:37PM
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Billek
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"Roberta That Damned Pork-A-Pine"
Jul 18 2008 8:39PM
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samwise
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I found a raccoon in the dumpster at work and we named it Jonathan.
Jul 18 2008 8:47PM
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skeedle
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Benji!
Jul 18 2008 10:19PM
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vincepru
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AIDS!
Jul 18 2008 10:21PM
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popNfresh44
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scooter
Jul 18 2008 10:24PM
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joshbryant
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I named mine Ampersand, like the symbol.
Jul 18 2008 10:25PM
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skiminnesota
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i think you should name him "rabies"
Jul 18 2008 10:28PM
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kzrstf
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zvroch
Jul 18 2008 10:30PM
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bigolrig
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yay my name!!
wanna have sex?
Jul 18 2008 10:32PM
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little_boo
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eh, i would name my raccoon Dinosaur.
Jul 18 2008 11:48PM
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duckets.
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i loled, i was talking about the ampersand at work recently. such a great word
Jul 19 2008 12:28AM
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Boodje.
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clyde the coon.

Jul 19 2008 12:59AM
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Franny
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Clarence!
Jul 19 2008 1:11AM
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kyle_w
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reginald, or just reggie
Jul 19 2008 1:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
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"so y goal for the remainder of the summer is to capture this wild animal, tame him and treat him as if he were part of the family. the only thing i am hesitant about is wat to name him."

No one sees anything wrong with these sentences?
Jul 19 2008 1:19AM
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Whitlock
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
War Machine or Fidel Castro or Joseph Stalin.
Jul 19 2008 9:32PM
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B-VUR
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name him poop
Jul 19 2008 9:34PM
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MatRich
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name him jorge  alvarez ( pronounced: hore- hey) 
or chewbaca
Jul 19 2008 10:02PM
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JSskier
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Jeffery or Slayer and you may want a rabies shot if you actually plan on taming it i've heard they're a bitch though but better safe than sorry.
Jul 19 2008 10:08PM
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JamesR
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no way you will be able to tame him. i know people who raised one from birth and it was hardly tame. but i guess we can all dream so to contribute, you should name him Gato
Jul 19 2008 10:09PM
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CLO
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hahahaha so horrible
Jul 19 2008 10:21PM
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Holte
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That's so awesome.
Jul 19 2008 10:41PM
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mellifluous
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uhh.... maybe before you try to make this wild raccoon your pet you should get it checked for rabies and get it dewormed?
someone i know has a pett raccoon and they did all that stuff haha.
Jul 19 2008 10:54PM
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ATLskier
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exactly what i was thinking
Jul 19 2008 11:33PM
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martin.
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cleetus
Jul 19 2008 11:45PM
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doublexl
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if you actually catch it and tame it, im going to be pissed.
Jul 20 2008 12:02AM
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