Saran wrap their car doors shut. Go over and under the car.
If you can get your victim's keys, completely fill his/her car with crumpled newspaper.
Put confetti in the air vents
When it is below freezing outside, dip cotton balls in water and place them all over the car. Contact will freeze the water making it stick until the temperature climbs above freezing.
Simply get the dimensions of someones car and make a box big enough to put it in. (refrigerater boxes work well) Box the car at night so that when they come out in the morning they will get their first prank. This may surprise them but they wont real ly care. So after they have thrown the box off of the car and left go and retrieve it. No comes the real fun. Manage to get a copy of their keys with out them knowing it. Then after a couple of weeks go and move their car around the block or out of si ght and put the box where their car was. They will come out the next morning and think the same prank has been done again but when they move the box they will get the real prank.
Write something about victom with bar soap all over their windshield. It won't come off with the wipers!
In winter, take Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers, lick them and put them on the windshield of the target's car. They'll freeze.
Put a slice of bread on the car radiator. A few miles down the road, the victim will spot black smoke billowing from under his bonnet.
Put dishwashing detergent into the wiper fluid to turn it to foam. They'll be staring at bug guts for a while.
Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the target's car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk!
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
bury a can of shaving dream in dry ice till it freezes and cut off the can and toss the frozen cylinder of shaving cream in the car. then plaster it with gay stickers from your local religious radio station then put sugar in the tank, slash the tires and pour liquid auto paint stripper on the hood. that'll teach 'em.
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
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between the windshield and hood are vents pour some smelly liquid, bad perfume or if you wanna be really mean deer piss or some other nasty scent used in hunting. the smell that comes from their vents wont go away for quite some time, if ever
take bologna and put it on his car in like a swastica for example. he has two choices. leave it and have bologna swastikas or remove it (probably will do) and it will peel off the paint as long as its dry
glue sardines underneath the door handles. or just hide them in his car then they rot and stink.
i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it