i had better crabs in florida and Baja
i just blew out both my knees and jerked off my lower back in a shore breaker at the freaking east coast's excuse for a beach.
apparently some hurricane screwed over the waves.
i was in DE and (not claiming) there were 10 and 11 foot shorebreakers.
cliffnotes: the east coast SUCKS and free bump
"Side Note: Immediately after pressing the rainbow he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of skittles and tasted the rainbow. Now thats what I call AFTER BANG."