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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
So a couple of years ago at our school these guys got six pigs and numbered them one throgh seven, skipping number 6. So the cops came and found pigs 1,2,3,4,5,7 but spent most of the day looking for the sixth pig it was really really funny, o yeah the pigs were covered in grease too. Anyone else have some good pranks?



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Oct 20 2003 8:47PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
damn my friend thought he was original when we were gonna do that next year, except with out the numbers, and pigs in the elevator.





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Oct 20 2003 8:49PM
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aggro_sk8
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i say wrap everything in your priciples office, as well as his car , in shrink wrap. watch him flip out trying to open his desk drawers


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Oct 20 2003 8:56PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
TOTALLY never been done before



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Oct 20 2003 9:16PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
a kid in my school just got taken away in handcuffs for putting exlax in someones donut

hahah

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Oct 20 2003 9:22PM
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TheLegend
Posts: 122 - Karma: 43
wow this is awful
Oct 21 2003 12:35PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
theres some prett ones in threads that have already been made just search for some next time instead of making a new thread.
Oct 21 2003 3:38PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Freezing three bottles of shaving cream, pop a small hole with a nail in each and toss them into someones car. They'll expand as they defrost and fil up the car.


Some kids around my area actually went to a junkyard, bought a trashed car, sawed it in half and welded it back together around the school flagpole and put graffiti all over it. The school had to lift it off with a crane, it was great.
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Oct 21 2003 3:41PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
i want to do the one from the chocolate war, dismantle an entire room, or just build like a 2ft speed bump on the road into school


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Oct 21 2003 4:11PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
huge ass food fight or flush all the toilets at the same time and the pipes wont be able to take the pressure and you'll be in for a yummy surprised.
Oct 21 2003 4:13PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
a relatively harmless one is to fill an entire office (the principals) with balloons floor to ceiling wall to wall, mostly harmless but a pain in the ass to clean up. schools are cracking down on a lot of the pranks so if its serious at all you are likely to get in deep shit with police

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Oct 21 2003 4:29PM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
Kids at my school got the master key to all the locks on the lockers and switched all of them around for Juniors, Sophmores and Freshman. Pretty funny but the teachers and janitor were pissed.
Oct 21 2003 4:36PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
the ex-lax in the ketchup is an awesome one. Take crazy glue and glue every thing on the pricipals desk to the desk and glue the drawers shut.



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Oct 21 2003 4:38PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
i agree with smsuifreak or whatever it is. i know these guys who ''stole'' candy from an ungaurded OPEN candy machine and thencipal threatened to phone the cops.
Oct 21 2003 4:40PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
The super glue is fun. Like really fun. Like we got one of those huge cans of it and got a bunch of paint brushes and glued all the desks 3 rooms in the shape of a penis and stuff and we glued the chalk to the trays and the phones to the walls and stuff...

It was awesome, but Exlax in the coffee is soooo much better because everybody drinks it. Literally


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Oct 21 2003 4:42PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
the whole point of pranks for me is that people know you did unless it pretty fukin bad



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Oct 21 2003 4:59PM
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sacha
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^ hey shibby that was me , now i have to do fuckin community service work for a week!


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Oct 21 2003 5:01PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
chris farley went to edgewodd Highschool, about 15 min away from me, i heard that back in his day, he walked a cow up to the third floor. If u know about cows, they have no problem going up stairs, but they refuse to go down, so they had to lower the cow out with a crane, what a classic

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Oct 21 2003 5:52PM
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lineskier610
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In my school they had a food fight for a senior prank. It wasn't a normal one though kids brought all kinds of stuff from home and some random animal guts. Tables were flipped over and it cost the school $5000 dollars in damage. Kids were coming out of the cafateria just covered in food some were crying. It was such a beautiful site.
Oct 21 2003 6:27PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
i might try and plant marijuana on the front lawnm of the school so it will keep coming back


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Oct 21 2003 6:33PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
^ there is some pot plants on the side of my school




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Oct 21 2003 6:40PM
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3ski6guy0
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our seniors last year did pussy ones. goldfish in toilets and sinks. they were gonna put a cow on the roof and didnt. they suck. our soccer team put ex lax in the football teams water jugs this year. so fuck funny


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Oct 21 2003 6:40PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
yeah a couple years ago they did the pig one with sheep and they were lookn for the 6th all day. since then they been crackn down, and if u get caught doin the prank they wont graduate you.
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Oct 21 2003 6:43PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
last year a kid did party boy to my principal, he borrowed his firneds sisters thong and had the music and everything. janitor duty for 2 days


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Oct 21 2003 7:05PM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
last year all the seniors bought alarm clocks and seperate pad locks and on the last day of school they set the alarm clocks to a certain time and put the seperate padlock on the locker so the janitors couldn't open them and stop all the ringing

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Oct 21 2003 7:07PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
some seniors in ottawa let 30 groundhogs loose in the school and spraypainted the main hallway..they spent 2 weeks catching the hogs.

where did the guys get the pigs? pigs are expensive



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Oct 21 2003 7:09PM
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seven20
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
i want to do a good one this year, but it has to be something I can get away with. our school cracked down on that shit now. cameras, cops, not letting people graduate, all kinds of shit. i still want to try something though


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Oct 21 2003 7:13PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
can you buy like liquid viagra if so you could do jajar's idea but with that instead.
Oct 21 2003 7:57PM
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skodeo7
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...so then there is a few hundred guys walking around with raging boners.
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Oct 21 2003 8:05PM
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linemaverick540
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sounds pretty gay


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Oct 21 2003 8:06PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
ya my school the seniors usually do some pretty lame pranks...stupid pussy catholic schools
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Oct 21 2003 8:21PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
were are putting 6 cows on the football field....
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Oct 21 2003 8:24PM
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shibby
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yes it is pretty gay but also very funny people would be smarming into the wash rooms trying to conceal there little incidents all the girls would be laughing and the people who new about it and you cant tell me that a teachers arent gonna eat ketchup that day.
Oct 21 2003 8:24PM
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SkeeOrDye
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and itl be funny when all the chicks grow mustaches from the viagra. you could just crush the pills.
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Oct 21 2003 8:32PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
oh ya, the town over pulled a good one on us last month couple days before the football game. they took chemicals that burnt the grass on the football field and drew a dick and wrote WA Sucks
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Oct 21 2003 8:34PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
That is what we were gonna do for one of our junior pranks! you can use bleach and the only way to get it out is to rip up the grass and replant it all...


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Oct 21 2003 8:46PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
we're gonna get about 100 garden snakes and let them out in the school. maybe more. last year we tried crickets, thought theyd fly, but they didnt. and where the hell do you get 30 groundhogs????? thats awesome. i want a whole ecosystem in my school


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Oct 21 2003 11:27PM
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NomenClature
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we tried crickets too, didnt't really work.

get a cow, and walk it up to the top floor, cows can walk up srairs, but not down.
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Oct 21 2003 11:29PM
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wrenegade
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a couple ideas. both of which take time. If you can get into an open classroom and tons of paper cups, fill each one with water right to the top and cover the entire floor with them. The only way to get rid of them all is to take each one out of the room and dump it. Otherwise its water everywhere.

Another idea is to remove all the furniture from a room, lay down sod and put all the furniture back in on top. Then you've got a nice lawn inside your school






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Oct 22 2003 12:08AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
for your senior prank you should dress up as a unicorn and hand out rainbows.. it will be the best EVER

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Oct 22 2003 12:56AM
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Norred
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our prank was to scoop buckets of shit and piss out of the port o potties and a nearby contruction site. then we climbed the roof and poured the buckets into all the air conditioning ducts. the whole school smelled like shit
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Oct 22 2003 12:56PM
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LINEskier03
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thats cool, except you had to scoop shit out of a port-a-poty you fuckin shiteatter. those construction guys are disgusting...

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Oct 22 2003 1:07PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
my idea is way better

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Oct 22 2003 1:16PM
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rhcp
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paint the scoreboard on the football field if your school has one. it works well especially if its a rival team's colors
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Oct 22 2003 2:19PM
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404404
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this year some one drew dicks on the foot ball feild, they didnt let the intermetite or primary kids out for gym.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
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Oct 22 2003 6:11PM
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l_KeViN_l
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my buddy was graduating had a male pot plant (they don't bud) and he planted it in the quad the day before the year end bbq.
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Oct 22 2003 6:16PM
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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
the exlax is gold i must say,my school is all outside so i cant do the pig one which sucks...i think we may do the ol' go to the bus depot and let all the air out of all the bus tires, then you have no school.
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Oct 22 2003 7:02PM
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Adamskinick
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kids at my school just stole all the keys from the buses, yea how stupid can the teaches get for leavin em in there, anyway we got a 2 hour late opening, that was nice and then they stuck toothpicks in the ignition,
u could just put superglue in the keyhole to each room, no one would see it, u could jut walk by douse it and walk away, then they couldnt open the door
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Oct 22 2003 8:28PM
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404404
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Problem with Xlax and those kinda things is some people can get fucked up when they have that stuff.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

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Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
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Oct 22 2003 8:31PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
tomorrow night me and some other kids on my football team are goin to the other school and paintin our colors all over the place. not much of a prank, but its theyre homecoming game so theyll be pissed.


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Oct 22 2003 8:32PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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not that i would know from experience, but you can buy frozen lady bugs by the pound to keep bugs off your crops, and you can place these chunks of frozen lady bugs all over your school in vents, garbage cans, lockers etc, and when the thaw out they are a live and swarm.

also this one time, someone other than myself had a vial of some good acid, and his friend thought it would be funny that in the middle of class while the teacher's asistant was taking over while the normal teacher was on vaccation, to put a few drops in her diet coke, well his pour came out too fast, and he put about half the vial in. She was freaking out and opened all the drawers and started crying. It was intense.
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