ahhh man, you didn't like Death Proof? you must not like cars much, or real stunts, or girls...
wow, where to start, so many movies are such shit. recently, The Love Guru, i know everyone says it's just classic Mike Meyers comedy, but it isn't, I liked Austin Powers. That Zohan movie was shit too, the Sandler one.
oh, now i remember, that one where the couple gets lost at sea with the sharks. i can't remember what it was called, i saw it with my ex, told her to go get a good shark movie and she came back with that one. after that we both agreed i would get to pick out movies from that point on. it was like two people bitching for two hours about the predicament they were in, then they died. worst movie ever.
hit little kid snowboarders with your poles, tell them to smarten up and buy some skis, then launch a sick 720 tailgrab off of a 30-foot cliff.
once i saw this old guy lean over to spit on the ground and he spat all over his shoulder - Malcolm