wow, shit. got the bomb squad on 2 occasions? damn.
i wanna play with that thermite shit, sounds fun..... like 3000 degrees for a long time. read that in the anarchist's handbook (educational purposes only)
my buddy was trying to get his potato cannon to fire, and it never did, so he removed the potato, tried lighting it again, didnt work. so he looks down the barrel (yes, the potato was gone) and it was like a delayed reaction. it burned his eyebrows off. he smelled of burnt hair for a couple of days.
last week, i was lighting a charcoal grill..... had 1/2 a bottle of lighter fluid..... so i almost empty the bottle (gotta leave a little for next time) and light the fire, and walk off.... 10 min later, my mom looks out the back, 'WHAT THE HELL?!' and there's a 6+ foot flame coming from the grill..... good shit.
and then there was this one time i was chillin w/ my uncle, and we were clearing and burning brush, so my uncle's buddy throws a gallon or 2 on the fire, and it didn't light immediatly (the fire was almost out, and he missed the center of the pile of brush). so he threw on another gallon, and it went boom..... actually knocked some bark off a nearby tree.
That's Mr. Bangor to you!
'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd
In Memory of Phrosty