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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
ok guys, i have decided that due to my senioritis and general lack of ambition, instead of doing homework, i will think up random quotes for you all to grace your empty little profiles with, itll be fun!

today is 10/20
'Go forth and get hit by a bus, for thou art not worthy. This I say unto you'


Originally Posted by Phunk
'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'


Captain Planet... hero to all?
Oct 20 2003 8:06PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
the sad thing is... well for me anyway... the ambition never came back... in the end all thats left is skiing
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 20 2003 8:37PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
that was just sad, i now feel all the stupider for having read you 'quote'

-What
Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 21 2003 12:18AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
'This jump is at least three Vincents high'
-Vincent Dorion






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Oct 21 2003 1:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hgaha, i love that quote
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 21 2003 1:39AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
'my cossack is islambeatable!'
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 21 2003 1:41AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
'when i think of sam, i touch myself'

- phUnk aka Grammer Greg



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 21 2003 1:53AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
when i think of sam touching himself i touch myself
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 21 2003 1:56AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never make it out alive...

-Van Wilder...theres so many good quotes in that movie!
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-Jeff

Are you a pothead Focker?
Oct 21 2003 2:14PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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Oct 21 2003 2:52PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
'fuck you'




Seize the carp
Oct 21 2003 2:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
On the other hand, you have fingers.
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^Rowen^

'Avi!'
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
Oct 21 2003 3:38PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
i hope all your other quotes arent this bad.
Oct 21 2003 3:40PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
haha the vinnie one is funny, that'd be what like 15 feet


Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 21 2003 5:00PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
poor guy... hes so short... lol




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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'
* Barbara Bush
Oct 21 2003 5:29PM
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