ahahahha i live in the middle of nowhere and when ppl see my friends and I skating they yell at us so we tell them to go get glasses. and one time we had a old guy chase us with a stick, it was amazing
my Name is Trey, I enjoy Destruction, Anarchy, skateboardings, skiing, and a good read
fucking drives me crazy, had a dbag throw a pop can at me once, hit me square in the chest, fucking hurt like hell.... couple of days later i was out running again, and i saw the dude chilling at a stop light, keyed the fuck out of his car as i ran by, made my day
a friend of mine from new england was driving through georgia on a road trip and he ends up getting pulled over for speeding. the cop goes "son you were goin 80 in a 60. no one goes that fast through georgia." my friend responds with "well, Sherman did"
i hate when that happens but it's usually only on busy roads i once was running through this neighborhood and got some hot girls from the next town over to pull over and 'ask directions' and i ended up getting three numbers that was pretty sweet oh and then my friends run cross country and they always run by this house where this random 8 yearold kid and his friends get out supersoakers and spray them-- good on hot days, not so good in the winter haha though
I hate it when cyclists go side by side by side on the road. They think they're in the fucking Tour De France or some shit. I sometimes drift in when I'm cycling but that's only if I need to avoid something or am on a sketchy downhill turn, not because I think I'm Lance Armstrong.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
yeah, i get that too. sometimes it's okay though. i used to work at earls and i was one of two black ppl there, and everyone in the kitchen would call me "the darkness"
i recently went back there for dinner and one of the chefs comes running out fo the kitchen to hug me, screaming "return of the darkness!"
hit little kid snowboarders with your poles, tell them to smarten up and buy some skis, then launch a sick 720 tailgrab off of a 30-foot cliff.
i get offended when somebody calls me a muggle. it's not as if i had a choice in the matter )=
As a cyclist I hate it when other bikers do stupid shit on the road (i.e run reds, yell at drivers, skip from road to sidewalk frequently) it makes us all look mad and gives a negative image of cycling in general
"the string is just a guide John, its just a guide, you have to taper so the light can reach the lower branches!"
ya i fucking hate when biker stay in the road not the shoulder, expecially when cars come the other way so i cant go wide around them.. so i yell amd shit at them like did you get thoseshorts from your boyfriend. and other dumb shit that dosent make since.
i should try that next time it's hysterical. i usually just honk or give them the finger. i was actually in this situation today with two clueless bikers and they were riding side by side in the middle of one of the narrowest and busiest roads in my town. then my mom went on a whole rant about this for ten minutes and how they're asking to die and how they think they're fast as cars even though they're doing prob 10-12 mph on a 45. haha.
Quit fucking running to stay in shape. Go join a kickboxing or mma gym and then when somebody yells at you punch them in the mouth.
Fight, ride and slide baby!
"Yeah we all hate paying taxes. I don't like to brush my teeth, but i do it twice a day. A republican may not like paying taxes because they don't support our (practically nonexistent) welfare system or social security. I don't like paying taxes because of the Iraq War, our prison system, and many other things. Life is full of things you don't like to do." fromyourstruly.
Yeah i take krav maga at Americas best defense... thats probably the most intense art you can think of.. its kinda hard to catch them in a car you fucking tard.. im tired of you kids doing mma do soemthing that involves a belt earn your respect.
im with you and i dont think its cuz we're assholes, its just plain old fun.... i have specific things i'll yell,
"butt secks is an inside job, research it"
"will you be my girlfriend" (to old people)
the list goes on, me and my friends have a phrase for every situation, circumstance
6'2" and goofy... is there anything better?
iggyskier saved my ass!
"You forgot no homo. This is the 2nd time I've caught you doing this...3rd time calls for skepticism."