1. pull the snow off your skis and throw snowballs at either people skiing, or your buddies on the lift in front/behind you.
2. take a piss off the lift
3. play the "dropped your pocket" game. Basically, you just yell as loud as you can "you dropped your pocket" to someone skiing by, and see if they stop and look. Its especially fun when they take off their skis or snowboard to walk up the hill because they believe they dropped their pocket.
t-bar: making up gettoe beats to rap about the fat kid
chairlift: yelling "u lost something" when some one falls and they start looking for it. then u guide them up the hill to look for it and then yell out "your balance!" its more effective when youre a bunch of chairlifts in a row laughing at the guy.
lots and lots of cigarettes/weed/alcohol. Throwing snowballs is always entertaining as well.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! what the fuck!!! unzip your crotch and fart????????
yeah when i have to read a book for school and I have to work (I instruct) Ill just stick the book in my coat and read on the way up