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in telluride at 48straight. that was like the funnst time ever. met so much funny people.
not really night but best day and night... well one of the best. long but read it you might get a laugh or two.
so last day of school for seniors me and about 4 friends skip and decide were gunna go fishing and drinking. i wake around 7am and a begin to drive to my friends house on the way my alternator belt breaks and have to drive home about 4 miles without powere steering, i thought my day was gunna suck boy was i wrong. so my friend who is a junior told me about this river that is near this massive pond in the next town over with an island we can canoe out to and not be bothered. so we get to the path and the 5 of us beging to carry a heavy ass canoe down this path for at least a half a mile. so we start to see a clearing and get all excited, turns out it brought us to some fucking construction company, we were all pissed and exhausted from carrying the canoe so damn far. so we decide were just not gunna give a fuck and go to the well known pond and very public pond and find somewhere where we can drink most importantly and fish.
so we get there and go to the boat ramp and load 3 of us into the canoe and grab about 40 beers the fishing poles and whatever else we need. we canoe out to this "island" which turned out to be this very accessible peninsula. so after about an hour of driving around, hiking through some path that led to nowhere, and two canoe trips later we are finally all set to enjoy our fishing trip. so obviously the first thinng i reach for is a beer, i crack open the first one at approximatley 9:57 AM. and from there its down hill. i ended up watching everyone else fish and was the "designated drinker" and didnt cast a rod once that day. so as the day goes on we call up a few more of our friends and they decieded they want to come out and join us. so me being a little tipsy at this point i have had about 5 beers in about 2 hours not bad at all but i sure as hell dont want to do anymore canoing. so we sent out my hilarious friend to pick up two of our friends.
alright i dont know why that posted........
so the story continues.
so he begins to canoe back to the boat ramp, and it is a fairly windy day and there was this shallow part of the pond where vegatation and logs had surfaced and created a 1 foot underwater island. so the wind blows my friend caoning back onto the log and we look over and see my friend screaming. "i think i just hit atlantis!!!" we al die laughing because as he is saying this the canoe is propped up wheely like with nose at least a foot out of the water. so after another 10 minutes of struggling with atlantis and the wind he makes it to the boat ramp. on their way back they make good time since they now have 2 rowwers. so when they are a decent distance away from shore i decide im going to be a drunk asshole and start throwing rocks at them and see if they will flip over. so i yell out "let's normandy their ass!" as i throw rock after rock at them landing right next to the canoe splashing them with water as an artillary shell would have as if they were the the americans trying to land at normandy and we were the germans shelling them. i dont know why but first thing that came to mind. withing seconds my 3 other friends join me and barrage them with pebbles and close to boulders. sothey come ashore soaked and we all greet them and offer them a beer and apologizies are accepted.