Crazy ass girls

Uhhh, were you actualling asking us to do aynthing? doesnt looks like it, cool story dr hansel.

i'm going to be serious. i just bought a desert eagle from a friend for only $300 CAN, and i'm itching to use it. dumb, unattractive broads that nobody likes seem like worthy bullet sponges. do you want them killed? i might be able to do it depending on where they are and their parents credit scores. PM me. btw this isn't my first gun, but it's my first really good one.

o sick, thanks for bein serious

yeah i dunno, i was just bored and this has been on my mind, just wanted you to be entertained, but also warned and if u had any stories with pyscho girls as well

if you're being sarcastic, it doesn't translate well over my T3 connection, and for your information hired hits are probably one the most serious things on this planet. i didn't get a PM though, so i'm assuming you're being sarcastic and that you don't believe a word i said. which is probably a good thing in the long run of affairs anyways.

dont mess with this guy hes super cereal

I was too lazy to read all of that, but I'm pretty sure your problem will be solved if you just pee in her shoe.

haha, bullet sponges. i think that's the attitude that causes gun problems in america

i'm not american so i don't think i'm contributing to said problem. plus my gun was bought and made outside the USA. 

Are you syrian?

my friend was in a situation like that where girl #1 stole girl #2's hollister clothes from her locker an put them in a toliet, so girl #2 filled up condoms with sand an put them in girl #1's locker. When girl #1 opened her locker they popped and made all of her shit sandy, with a note that said "here, a locker that matches you vag!!!". So girl #1 is fed up with all this bullshit an thinks she really really really likes this guy. . . . .
so in front of our entire school 3rd period in this corridor she does it. . . . . . . . .
she spits loogies into a 3/4 full orange juice all morning an has tha rednecks spit their dip in it too, so she walks up to this girl infront of a majority of our school an throws all that shit right in her face, 3 second "ohhh bitch you did not" pause an they were off to tha races. . . . . . . face smashing (real girl fists, i didn't know it was physically possible for girls to make fists in fight mode but they did), hairs gettin pulled all out brawl, girl #2 reaches out an grabs girl # 1's lobe errings an a cartlidge one an rips them tha fuck out!!!!!!!!!! everyone is like holy fuck, a super man-bitch steps in to break it up who is best friends with girl #2, girl #2 accidently punches her in tha face an she runs away crying, so i'm watchin this all from tha back where i'm gettin an awesome view cause i'm 6'4", highlight!!!!- big sped teacher walks up next to me an says "he whats goin on??" (totally calm and watching), an i said "oh #1 an #2's names, are fighting" an he says "ohhhhh", i was like "are you gonna break that up????", an he goes "nope, my coffee is almost done", wasits for it to be over an walks away

so tha fight didn't end until #2 was on tha ground an a random teacher made them leave to tha office



i also have a 90pound vs 250pound lesbian lover fight story if anyone wants to here it then say somethin, that one is actually kinda better

do it

i didnt read all of it but i think if ud smack her in the face itd be fine

OK so there are these two lesbians, we call "big bitch" and "shovel face"
shovel face has a facial deformity that made her look like tha crimson chin from that nickelodeon show, shes like fer real 90 pounds
an bigbitch is no lie 250, well she was in gym class two years ago an she only got bigger

so they are "in love" an it is super disgusting to watch them makeout everyday, makes your dick go up into your body, not hot at all

so they would always break up an fight to get attention
one day they do "fer good", so big bitch picks up shovel face by tha back of her hoodie an no lie ladies and gentlemen of NS picked her up an threw her entire body into a row of lockers, expecting death i'm stunned when she gets up to her feet an screams that big btich is a CUNT!!!!, (pardon my french, but schmuck er Bishop will understand for story telling purposes), they go at eachother again, big bitch ends up on tha ground and shovel face gets her into a headlock which she can't move in an starts railin at her face an its gettin super fucked up, so my fav math teacher runs up an says stop!!!!!, an they both scream "FUCK YOU BITCH" at tha exact smae moment, so everyone is now laughin super hard, this is right before my lunch but worth giving up my spot that i'm gonna eventually budge anyway, but back on track shovel face gets pulled off by a man teacher an takin to tha office while screamin "fuck you, you whore!!!!", an its get better, big bitch starts screamin bloddy murder like tanner fuckin hall kids, "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS", "AHHHHHHHHHH", so she basically tells tha nurse that she is totally paralyzed from tha waist down, so all these rednecks pick her up into a wheel chair an she goes to tha nurse, i go to lunch, when i come out SHE IS WALKING!!!!! into tha office


so this was on a tuesday, an they get 3 days OSS, so on friday they come back an they are making out in our main foyer. . . . . . . . . . . . .so fucked up, but its moments like this that give highschool entertainment no matter how disgusting or painful. . . . . . man, i'm really gonna miss this shit after next year

Fuck, twin jibber, if i could rate your karma 3000000000000/10 i would, botht those stroys made me laugh out my ice cream, haha.

alright buddy, i;ll give you two more quick ones cause its my birthday, hows that??
a fight an a sick sex story

Ailright so fight-
kid 1 is a super super white an pencilly kid that has more fubu jerseys than brain cells, he talks shit to tha entire world everyday, one day he does to kid 2 that i play football with, kid 2 is pretty cocky an can't take shit from anyone to "maintain his school dominance threw varsity wrestling" status, so shit gets talked an kid 2 starts punchin tha shit out of kid 1 an kid 1 tries to defend himself but is super uncordinated an just keeps talkin shit while takin face shots, so kid 2 flips him on his back super hard, shit talk continues, kid 2 moves tha kid around into a spread eagle, kid 1 still talkin shit, keeps puttin pressure, more shit talk, then finally, kid 1 starts crying. . . . . . . .WHILE!!!!!!!! still screaming things like you're such a pussy, i'd cap yo ass if i had my gat foo, fuck yo mutha muckin moms son, BEEOOTCHHHHHHH
an kid number 2 is white as hell
he lost
fight #2 because it was a beautiful thing, its an added bonus-
kid name joey has a speech impediment an says his name like snowy instead of joey, he like kid 1 talks mad shit an is semi mentally handicapped
he is on my schools "muffin crew", which is what we call tha developmentaly disabled kids that sell tha teachers coffee and muffins from carts at there rooms
so this kid talks shit to this super cocky douche that can bench bout 210, but this is in 8th grade kids, many years ago
so snowy is all talkin shit with his speech impediment an this kid punches him in that face an he stands there so this kid is rapid fire punching an destroying snowies face, an this kid just stands there an takes every single blow, his face is swollen an bleeding an he just stands ther gettin blow back but steppin up, this is for a full thirty seconds an i couldn't take it, i mean tha kids semi retarded so i stepped in an it stopped an tha douche went an sat down cause his arms were so tired, by tha way tha jacked kid was like 5'4". . . . .an he still is, snowy went to jail for gettin a girl in his trailer park pregnant

SEX STORY-
kid i met at boys state told me this so it may be BS but i believe it
dude wants to try anal with his girl, she tells him when to come over an says she would, so he comes over an shes naked on tha couch so they do it, they do anal for a pretty long time an he pulls out an shit shits all over her brand new carpet, so they try an clean it up an go inot the kitchen to talk like nothing happened, dad gets home, is really chill an then finds it an is like WTF IS THIS!!!
an they say oh tha dog did it an we tried to clean it off, so tha dad puts tha dog outside, goes an gets a gun, walks outside an shoots tha dog!!!!

i was originally laughing an cryin sooooo hard but didn't believe, but my firend told his mom who's a doctor, an she said that its very possible because it relaxs your ass muscles when you take it there an you can't control your backdoor, therefore forcing you to shit everywhere!!!!


thanks you, PM me for SIVER!!!!!! i'll tell more stories someother day if someone makes a long epic story thread, cause i really like to read them

ohhhh shit, an i got one about tha kid that had "shit bang", its after bang for cool kids if you catch me

twinjibber can be the official Ns story teller, great stuff

make a thread, i can keep this shit goin er day

wait can i really make one just fer u?

twinjibber just stole this thread

manbearpig?

alright im making the thread

Alright thread has been created. Get a story in there so we can get that thing goin.

poor dog

As long as hes dipping it in the pink......why does he care.