Ailright so fight-
kid 1 is a super super white an pencilly kid that has more fubu jerseys than brain cells, he talks shit to tha entire world everyday, one day he does to kid 2 that i play football with, kid 2 is pretty cocky an can't take shit from anyone to "maintain his school dominance threw varsity wrestling" status, so shit gets talked an kid 2 starts punchin tha shit out of kid 1 an kid 1 tries to defend himself but is super uncordinated an just keeps talkin shit while takin face shots, so kid 2 flips him on his back super hard, shit talk continues, kid 2 moves tha kid around into a spread eagle, kid 1 still talkin shit, keeps puttin pressure, more shit talk, then finally, kid 1 starts crying. . . . . . . .WHILE!!!!!!!! still screaming things like you're such a pussy, i'd cap yo ass if i had my gat foo, fuck yo mutha muckin moms son, BEEOOTCHHHHHHH
an kid number 2 is white as hell
fight #2 because it was a beautiful thing, its an added bonus-
kid name joey has a speech impediment an says his name like snowy instead of joey, he like kid 1 talks mad shit an is semi mentally handicapped
he is on my schools "muffin crew", which is what we call tha developmentaly disabled kids that sell tha teachers coffee and muffins from carts at there rooms
so this kid talks shit to this super cocky douche that can bench bout 210, but this is in 8th grade kids, many years ago
so snowy is all talkin shit with his speech impediment an this kid punches him in that face an he stands there so this kid is rapid fire punching an destroying snowies face, an this kid just stands there an takes every single blow, his face is swollen an bleeding an he just stands ther gettin blow back but steppin up, this is for a full thirty seconds an i couldn't take it, i mean tha kids semi retarded so i stepped in an it stopped an tha douche went an sat down cause his arms were so tired, by tha way tha jacked kid was like 5'4". . . . .an he still is, snowy went to jail for gettin a girl in his trailer park pregnant
kid i met at boys state told me this so it may be BS but i believe it
dude wants to try anal with his girl, she tells him when to come over an says she would, so he comes over an shes naked on tha couch so they do it, they do anal for a pretty long time an he pulls out an shit shits all over her brand new carpet, so they try an clean it up an go inot the kitchen to talk like nothing happened, dad gets home, is really chill an then finds it an is like WTF IS THIS!!!
an they say oh tha dog did it an we tried to clean it off, so tha dad puts tha dog outside, goes an gets a gun, walks outside an shoots tha dog!!!!
i was originally laughing an cryin sooooo hard but didn't believe, but my firend told his mom who's a doctor, an she said that its very possible because it relaxs your ass muscles when you take it there an you can't control your backdoor, therefore forcing you to shit everywhere!!!!
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