Alright, for all you scholars out there saying his plan wont work, im here to disprove you. Whilst i remain skeptical about the claim that a bear was riding an atv (theory about apposable thumbs has great roots in fact), there is no reason why a bear couldnt ride a bike. Among other reasons proving my statements to be correct, here is a gnar pic proving it!!! And there's an angry asian dude chasin him, what could be more badass?!?!
SPARKNOTES: haters, get pwned by this insanely undeniably unphotoshopped proof. touche!
so i put on my wizard robe and hat and went down to eat some noobs for breakfast, when all of a sudden hansel came up and started telling me a cool story. It was long, but in the end he basically climbed mt. vesuvius and pee'd in many girls' butts