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Will The Forest Service FIne Me For This?

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Caveman.
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I know that when camping in Grizz country forest service rangers can fine you for leaving food out in a campground unattended but what if you led the bear to the food. My friend and I are building fence on a game range in Northern Montana and rather than leaving our house at 4 AM to work we are camping in a nearby forest service campground. There are posted signs that it is in grizzly country and we did find some nearby tracks. Our plan is to stache a large bag of candy bars on some nearby private land (not forest service jurisdiction) and draw a map from the campground to where the candy is hidden. We will put a candy bar on a bicycle. We will hide it far enough away that the bear wont want to walk there but ride the bike instead. We are pretty sure it will work since a bear stole our company 4 wheeler and drove it around for a while and left us with little gas. We are just worried about a potential fine. Anyone else have any experience with this?
Jul 6 2008 1:17AM
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BULLSEMEN
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how often do you do acid?
Jul 6 2008 1:21AM
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breckfreeskier
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obviously quite often
Jul 6 2008 1:23AM
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heFF
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i heard bears are actually better at riding unicycles so you might wanna leave that out instead
Jul 6 2008 1:34AM
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Celone
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yah thats what i heard too...

and i heard that acid kills..........
Jul 6 2008 1:37AM
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Caveman.
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If you need acid to make bears ride bikes and 4 wheelers you need to get closer to nature. On a side note I am going to be sure and take the keys out our skidsteer so no bears steal it!
Jul 6 2008 1:41AM
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miralas
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wtf!? idot.
Jul 6 2008 1:58AM
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BULLSEMEN
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im siting here thining, how would me getting closer to nature make bears ride bikes slash 4 wheelers
Jul 6 2008 2:03AM
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DANETRON
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WHAT you have a skidsteer. Damn Im jealous

Jul 6 2008 2:04AM
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Korbit
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haha kip u crack me up
Jul 6 2008 3:16AM
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switchskier206604
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good call
Jul 6 2008 4:42AM
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dergblerp
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this is both hilarious and retarded. +karma
Jul 6 2008 5:50AM
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anthony_B
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I am totally lost...

Cliffnotes on what you want to do exactly...
Jul 6 2008 6:23AM
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k-rob
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reading that made me think I must have accidentally eaten something a little funny tonight, then i thought it might just be because it's almost 5 AM where i live, then i realized it was because i was on a freeskiing forum, and loads of freeskiers are good at pulling of wry humour on the internet.
Jul 6 2008 6:51AM
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tommihq
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Indeed, dear sir.
Jul 6 2008 8:50AM
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VT_FLO
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acid only kills when you mad overdose. or if your a dumbass and try to fly off the top of a building

FOR GOD SAKES TAKE OFF FROM THE GROUND THE FIRST TIME!!!!
Jul 6 2008 12:19PM
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DANETRON
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haha goin in the sig
Jul 6 2008 12:31PM
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ferrinski86
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gosh kip, your so weird.
Jul 6 2008 12:44PM
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tjski
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hahahahahaha

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Jul 6 2008 12:50PM
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Caveman.
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Yeah we use it to pound posts and haul material around. I dont want a bear to drive it around.
Jul 6 2008 1:21PM
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TAY-POM
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how many times have you overdosed?
Jul 6 2008 1:43PM
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connoroh
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obvz. to ride a 4 wheeler you need a thumb to make it move.
Jul 6 2008 1:58PM
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PBRasap
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c'mon , whats more badass then a bear in a skidsteer?
Jul 6 2008 2:08PM
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clrumivier4life
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Genius!
Jul 6 2008 2:16PM
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Caveman.
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Our skidsteer has two joysticks.
Jul 6 2008 3:02PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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if i saw a bear riding a bycicle i would flip shit...

Jul 6 2008 3:08PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Alright, for all you scholars out there saying his plan wont work, im here to disprove you. Whilst i remain skeptical about the claim that a bear was riding an atv (theory about apposable thumbs has great roots in fact), there is no reason why a bear couldnt ride a bike. Among other reasons proving my statements to be correct, here is a gnar pic proving it!!! And there's an angry asian dude chasin him, what could be more badass?!?!Click for larger imagehim,

SPARKNOTES: haters, get pwned by this insanely undeniably unphotoshopped proof. touche!

Jul 6 2008 3:35PM
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tjski
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hahahahah perfect!!!!!!!
Jul 6 2008 3:43PM
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C_Nelson
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hahahahaqhaha omg ah
Jul 6 2008 4:23PM
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breckfreeskier
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That is a sunbear dumbass
Jul 6 2008 9:30PM
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4frnt_or_die
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http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_369.jpg

haha a bear stealing a bike 
Jul 6 2008 9:49PM
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Microcosm
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what... what the fuck?
Jul 6 2008 10:51PM
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beer.
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this is such a fine example of good humor.  perfectly crafted.  I actually just read it to my mom and she thought it was hilarious.  +karma
Jul 6 2008 10:54PM
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Caveman.
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Thanks dude but this is 100% cereal. I am heading out at 4AM tomorrow. It turns out were not camping out but we still might lure a bear to ride a bike.
Jul 6 2008 11:58PM
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Caveman.
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[img]http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_369.jpg
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Jul 6 2008 11:59PM
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JamesR
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solid plan. just make sure to use snickers, bears eat that shit up
Jul 7 2008 12:06AM
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inactive
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make sure to watch out for little purple aztec men and cats the size of trees
Jul 7 2008 12:20AM
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Caveman.
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Just an update:

After we befriended a griz by giving him candy bars and a tent to take the ladies home to he started talking to us. We got to the point where we would walk with him back to these beaver ponds and he would jump in and throw fish onto the banks for us. Then we would all go back to camp and cook them together.
Jul 25 2008 12:02AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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u should get some pix of that lol awesome
Jul 25 2008 12:06AM
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JQ89
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genius!!
Jul 25 2008 12:13AM
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ilikeplants
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You're not one to talk. You can't even spell idiot correctly... idiot.
Jul 25 2008 12:25AM
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miralas
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touche. kip just came back from this wild fence job and showed me some pics of the bears trying to steal his shit! he's vid cam footy showed the bear flippin down the visor in the skidsteer tryin to find the keys but it had no luck, but unfortunetly ripped holes in the seat from crawling in and out of the cab. i guess it could have been worse...
Jul 28 2008 12:32AM
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artfullydodged
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TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
Jul 28 2008 1:04AM
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Drew.C
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do it and get it on video. lol
Jul 28 2008 2:29AM
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cofreeskier
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Haha that is fucking awesome...
Jul 28 2008 2:34AM
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mellifluous
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hahah thats good

Jul 28 2008 2:45AM
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josh.
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that was so epic it hurt
Jul 28 2008 3:00AM
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vinnyvan
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We were so lucky to not get fined for that. especially after posting guilt on the internet.. shits wild

Mar 8 2010 1:08AM
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rickroller
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ha!
Mar 8 2010 1:15AM
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Caveman.
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Good thing Forrest Circus clowns only understand gypsy text!
Mar 8 2010 1:18AM
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