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OMG I'M SCARED HOLD ME?

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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I can't feel the right side of my upper body. Everything to the right of my spine, from the top of my sexy buttocks to my neck, is completely numb, and has been for about 24 hours now.

I DO NT' KNWO DDFH WHAT TO DO OMFG!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 19 2003 11:28AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
take a deap breath, and go to the hospital
Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Oct 19 2003 11:29AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Just put a parrot on your right shoulder and you'll feel better.







-Pat
Oct 19 2003 11:30AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Isnt it cool when your foot falls asleep to the point where you can't feel it and then you try to walk around and fall over? I think its cool.

Coming Soon...
Oct 19 2003 11:33AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
THIS ID NOT COOLE,. IT'S FUCKING ACARY MAN WEHWTa THE FUCK IS GOGINNG ON AND I GOTM A FORWARX TOO AND I WANT TO WATHCN IT BUTY I CAN' T MOBVE!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 19 2003 11:34AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I used to take muscle relaxers.... so fun. One time I took a bunch skiing and ended up falling bad though. But I hope you're okay!






-Lauren
Oct 19 2003 11:36AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
poor teddy


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Oct 19 2003 11:41AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
IU WABNT TIO WATTCH FGORWARD!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 19 2003 11:59AM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
i'll watch forward for you teddy

=J. KIESEL=

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Oct 19 2003 1:05PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
your just drunk, as soon as you sober up you will regain some feeling
'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
Oct 19 2003 1:06PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
your going to die





die.
Oct 19 2003 1:58PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
theres nothing you can do. death is upon you. fuckit man, if your goin down better take as many as you can with you!

****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 19 2003 2:23PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
at least go down in a hail of gunfire, no one remembers a pussy





die.
Oct 19 2003 4:09PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
it's still numb. but i watched forward twice. so it's not that bad anymore.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 19 2003 6:26PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
just beat off. your dick is below your ass so you shouldnt have any problem


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 19 2003 7:04PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
oh, and if you are a righty you're going to need to switch hit


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Representing the KPP
Oct 19 2003 7:05PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
wow, if you can't feel half your body, you're fucked. get to the hospital. now.
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media
Formerly Need2Ski69
Oct 19 2003 9:23PM
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davey
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
To: Dave Levin

Your really funny.

think it's a game, a videogame or more like a movie,

fuck you-

sorry to teddy if that's real,
Oct 19 2003 9:32PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
dont head towards the light man! heaven is overrated!





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 19 2003 9:36PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
yeah man..if he's right handed..he'd have to cross train..and you can't just go beatin it with the 'other' hand..it's just not the same..it's like gettin a hand job from a crippled person..or somethin..
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ns army
Oct 19 2003 9:38PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
it's a good thing nobody's on on a sunday....


M.D. Faller
(medically dope)

'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 19 2003 9:40PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
next thing you know there out like a light,


M.D. Faller
(medically dope)

'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 19 2003 9:41PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
enough of this retarded game whoever that is.(dl)?
Oct 19 2003 9:42PM
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